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You cant, AFAIK, get buried in a Jewish cemetary if youre a gentile. We generally dont do funerals in synagogues, so thats not an issue. Other than gentiles, and suicides (whom its hard to deter any other way) there is, as AFAIK, no limitation on burial based on sinfulness. (note, its possible to get over the suicide thing by the rabbi claiming it wasnt a suicide, it was really an accident. Reform, I think, says that if youre depressed its not really suicide either. Not sure of the C position on this)
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Orthodox have a "don't-ask-don't-tell" policy on suicides. At least in Melbourne according to the head of the jewish burial rite service here (Chevra Kedisha)."You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier -
Don't ask don't tell, sure, but if you are a gay French vegetarian they'll find you out.
Not that I have anything against gay French vegetarians myself, hell some of my best friends are...ok well nobody will buy that, but really, you know.Long time member @ Apolyton
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Commies can get away with "Don't ask, don't tell."
Actually, I just act stupid and non-political.
I saw a cross dresser in Okie central the other day. OMG, he's gonna get the **** beat out of him. He must think he's in San Fransico poor bugger.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Take out the French and I could actually tolerate that person.Originally posted by Lancer
Don't ask don't tell, sure, but if you are a gay French vegetarian they'll find you out.
Not that I have anything against gay French vegetarians myself, hell some of my best friends are...ok well nobody will buy that, but really, you know.
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French
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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What does France offer of value?
People to make fun of, I guess. Gives Canada a break.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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The French are the new Polish, who btw aren't Polish anymore.Long time member @ Apolyton
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France offers far more than Texas...
France
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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You MUST be joking. That was a good one, Imran.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Well think about it Sloww, Imran is right. For instance, France has alot more small breasted, short legged women than Texas.Long time member @ Apolyton
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Nope, while Texas is the asspit of the United States, France is the cultural capital of the world.Originally posted by SlowwHand
You MUST be joking. That was a good one, Imran.
France
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Won't you upset when Hillary becomes the US President.
Does that mean that the US will become a Department of France?
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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For Slow:
I changed my sig for you too
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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