deaf chicks?

[Tattila the Hun]

Ooo, I used to have huge crush on Marlee Matlin...

Yah, thought I'd mention.

[Dinner]

Re: deaf chicks?

Originally posted by Pekka
Think about driving in a car, you can blast your favourite gangsta rap as loud as you want

I hadn't even thought about that. I had endless fights with an ex-girlfriend because she liked country and I didn't. I'd try to work out a system with her but it would always be "Oh, wait! I really love this song." or "I'm just so tired of your rock&role/electronica/rap" (take your pick on that one).

With a deaf chick you'd get to listen to what ever music you like any time you like. What's more you can watch any TV show you want because she can't hear a thing! No more sappy women shows. You could even play snoop dog when you're making out and she'd never know it was clowning the hos'.

[LordShiva]

Re: Re: deaf chicks?

Originally posted by Oerdin
You could even play snoop dog when you're making out and she'd never now it was clowning the hos'.

If you're doing her from behind, you can even call your friends while you're going at it.

[Dis]

this seems like a thread I would make.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by LordShiva
Oerdin wins the "Biggest sicko in a thread full of sickos" award.

I'm taking the piss, mate.

[Zoid]

Or MRT "I dated a deaf chick and she gave me clamydia!!"

[Dis]

Originally posted by LordShiva
Oerdin wins the "Biggest sicko in a thread full of sickos" award.

I was hoping it would be me.

[Pekka]

Oerdin, exactly, there are perks.

But I still am going for the deeper levels of communication. THAT'S the thing for me. Because you go with other things more often and you'd learn to express yourself so much better. And I still think about how they would be in bed, so much better, more sensitive and stuff. I bet they could really make every single cell of your body excited, because they'd have better senses than most.

and guys you need to stop being offensive here... this is not the kind of thread where you want to go all out like that.

[Dis]

Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
Ooo, I used to have huge crush on Marlee Matlin...

Yah, thought I'd mention.

Marlee Matlin

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Oerdin


I'm taking the piss, mate.

That too? Yech!

[Dinner]

I'm afraid reenacting German shizer porn would still be out though. Unless of course she had also lost her sense of smell.

Or you could get a a perfect Helen Keller who was deaf, blind, and had no smell then you'd have the perfect woman. No more worrying about how you dress, no more worrying if she'll smell your farts, and you could do just about any sex act without a care.

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by LordShiva
Oerdin wins the "Biggest sicko in a thread full of sickos" award.

[Ben Kenobi]

Do you know if there's like a place, online community or something for chicks that can't hear?

If you really are interested in meeting some I could probably help you with that. They are very interesting folks, but somehow I suspect you aren't quite so serious.

Because they don't nag,

Don't know about the nagging. Just because they are deaf doesn't mean they can't talk. Some do speak very well, and of course, they can still see what you are doing and tell you that they are displeased.

plus think about how deep the communication really is. It's gotta be so deep that it's extremely special and strong. Think about love making, all the senses and stuff... so strong

That all the senses are stronger? I don't know about that. It's been my experience that touch is a very strong sense anyways, I don't know if the feeling is more or less intense.

Think about driving in a car, you can blast your favourite gangsta rap as loud as you want, and when you have 'a discussion', you always have to pay attention so it's more meaningful anyway.

Interesting. Never thought about it that way. Yes we do have to keep paying attention in order to get anything out of a conversation. The frusterating part is when we still miss things.

As for the rap, I think I'd much prefer to be able to hear the song as it is supposed to sound. Even if it is loud, doesn't make up for not being able to hear it properly. The clarity just isn't there.

Then they like sign stuff so you can have your special signs and stuff. And of course they need to be hot, because all girls need to be hot, so think about sweet and hot chick who can't hear. WOW.

Hmm, some sign some don't. The ones who do tend not to associate too much with folks who don't for obvious reasons. However, we all do tend to lipread, so you could hold a conversation across a room without anyone seeing you if you learn to lipread yourself.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by LordShiva

ALRIGHT! I've won the award twice so it is just one more time and I have a perfect hat trick.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Just because they are deaf doesn't mean they can't talk.

And how would that be worse then any other woman? It can be like talking to a brick wall.