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I'm going to start a crazy cult where all members must pay a tenth of their earnings to me, so they don't have to go to hell. I know it sounds totally crazy but maybe it'll work...
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It's candy. Surely there are more important things the NAACP could be boycotting. If the candy were shaped like a burning cross or a black man made of regular chocolate being dragged behind a truck made of white chocolate I could understand the outrage and would share it. - Drosedars -
most probably will go to hell, since your not Christ and that's not biblicalOriginally posted by Footie Mad
I'm going to start a crazy cult where all members must pay a tenth of their earnings to me, so they don't have to go to hell. I know it sounds totally crazy but maybe it'll work...
Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rahComment
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Originally posted by Jaguar
That rant has some great stuff in it. Among the best:
Of all the elements of Christianity, the most repugnant is the notion of the Christ who took our sins upon himself and sacrificed his body in agony to save our souls.
Beautiful.Comment
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Last edited by Drake Tungsten; December 12, 2005, 03:03.KH FOR OWNER!
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When I lived in Turkey, a movie came out that attempted to do this; it was an animated film of the life of the prohet Mohommed, designed to inspire children. The problem was, Islam prohibits depictions of Mohammed. So they had to make a whole movie -- and I swear I'm not making this up -- about a guy whose name was something like Mohammar, who did everything in his life that Mohammed did, but who was not himself Mohammed. Viewers -- children, remember -- were asked to see it as a metaphor.Originally posted by JohnT
As a Disney shareholder, I am incensed that they aren't doing their bit to commercialize Islam.
You can see what Disney would be up against...
"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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Hey - if I make a film about the life of Mohammed, could I get a fatwah on me?"mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
Drake Tungsten
"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
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To be certain, I'd suggest you make it a porn movie12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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You know what would be kickass sweet?
A gay porn movie starring Jesus and Mohammed.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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Is Jesus the top or the bottom?"Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
"...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
"sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.Comment
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What do you think?
And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
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This thread has certainly taken a turn to the funnier
on a sidenote, i saw the movie and it is ok.
Sort like LOTR for a younger target audience.Comment
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10%?Originally posted by Footie Mad
I'm going to start a crazy cult where all members must pay a tenth of their earnings to me, so they don't have to go to hell. I know it sounds totally crazy but maybe it'll work...
Think big, think like Hubbard.
Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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You can if you show his face.Originally posted by monolith94
Hey - if I make a film about the life of Mohammed, could I get a fatwah on me?
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