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  • #76
    Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
    Look at the top of those beer glasses... see the foamy part?
    Those muggs are still heavy.

    On the first day the LORD created the fields and the streams
    On the second day the LORD sowed the fields with grains
    On the third day the LORD planted the hops upon the fields
    On the fourth day the LORD gathered and set upon Holy Vats
    On the fifth day the LORD tasted of his mighty BREW
    On the sixth day, the LORD created MAN in order to have someone to make fun off.
    On the seventh day the LORD sat back on his recliner, and had MRS. LORD do the rest of this creation business, while he enjoyed his BREW.

    Blessed be the LORD and his BREW. AMEN.
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    • #77
      Those muggs are still heavy.




      And?
      Last edited by Imran Siddiqui; August 26, 2005, 20:15.
      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
        Look at the top of those beer glasses... see the foamy part?
        - what I see is a slobby bartender that haven't filled the glasses correctly.

        I don't have the same kind of dirty mind as you have
        With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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        • #79
          Obviously .

          The bartender has put too much head on those beers than the wench, err... barmaid, is serving.
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #80
            Damn you - I guess that you are using some english understatment that I'm not aware of

            Though, I think that we need a commandment that prohibits less than filled glasses

            Actually, we have to invent some kind of hell where such persons are sent to.
            With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

            Steven Weinberg

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            • #81


              Oh, in English the foamy part on top is called the 'head'.

              Though I agree on the new Hell part.
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #82
                Thougth so - nice to learn a new thing

                Hell for such persons could be a variant of the greek one - sitting in an sea of beer but when trying to drink it sinks
                With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                Steven Weinberg

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                • #83
                  Black cat even i knew what he was talking bout. I guess thats cause when i was younger some of the guys ihung out with would take his beer bottle and hit the top of my beer bottlei just opened and would say give me some head or here is somehead for ya. with those long necks the foam would come spewing to the top and you either sucked the over flowing beer or let it spill on the floor
                  When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
                    Black cat even i knew what he was talking bout. I guess thats cause when i was younger some of the guys ihung out with would take his beer bottle and hit the top of my beer bottlei just opened and would say give me some head or here is somehead for ya. with those long necks the foam would come spewing to the top and you either sucked the over flowing beer or let it spill on the floor
                    Wasteful with beer... you should have kicked them in the balls .
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #85
                      Sava

                      Pot

                      Wow theres actually 3 pages.

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                      • #86
                        2 by my count

                        Have another!
                        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui


                          Wasteful with beer... you should have kicked them in the balls .
                          No Imran i didnt waste it if u tip it over, the head sinks to the bottom and you are basiclly chuggin the beer. course after about 10 times i was pretty weary to the drill and kept it out of reach of the butt holes not to mention half drunk from chugging 10beers.
                          When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                          "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                          Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
                            Black cat even i knew what he was talking bout. I guess thats cause when i was younger some of the guys ihung out with would take his beer bottle and hit the top of my beer bottlei just opened and would say give me some head or here is somehead for ya. with those long necks the foam would come spewing to the top and you either sucked the over flowing beer or let it spill on the floor
                            Yeah, I guess that you knew it since you are speaking english - unfortunatedly my primary laguage is danish, so I'm not accustomed to the "learned from childhood" terms - Take a course in danish and visit me, I can guarantee you that you will fall into several traps
                            With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                            Steven Weinberg

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by BlackCat


                              Yeah, I guess that you knew it since you are speaking english - unfortunatedly my primary laguage is danish, so I'm not accustomed to the "learned from childhood" terms - Take a course in danish and visit me, I can guarantee you that you will fall into several traps
                              Sorry dude my bad didnt realize u be speaking danish ur right id be pretty muched fu**ED if i even tried to under stand the language. Spanish on the other hand i can do
                              When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                              "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                              Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski

                                Sorry dude my bad didnt realize u be speaking danish ur right id be pretty muched fu**ED if i even tried to under stand the language. Spanish on the other hand i can do
                                No problem, though I'm kind of confused - I know french and greek but I don't know how spanish is done.

                                BC ducks and run
                                With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                                Steven Weinberg

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