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  • It's simple cooking knowledge. I know how to make beer, too.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • Originally posted by chegitz guevara
      I want to be the Chief Inquisitor!
      I have already applied for this job
      "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
      I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
      Middle East!

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      • Originally posted by chegitz guevara
        Metal, especially aluminum, is an excellent conductor of heat. Glass is such a poor conductor it is called an insulator. Thus, canned beer will cool faster and cooler than bottled beer.

        HOWEVER, beer from a can picks up some kind of flavor from the can, and doesn't taste as pure as bottled beer.
        Indeed. This is why canned beer should be shunned as much as possible.
        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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        • Originally posted by Heresson
          I have already applied for this job
          You do realize there is only ONE way to settle this dispute?
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui


            You do realize there is only ONE way to settle this dispute?
            No-holds bar Cubicle fight? Two geeks enter...only one leaves alive!
            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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            • ....

              You are jonesing for an excommunication
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                Metal, especially aluminum, is an excellent conductor of heat. Glass is such a poor conductor it is called an insulator. Thus, canned beer will cool faster and cooler than bottled beer.

                HOWEVER, beer from a can picks up some kind of flavor from the can, and doesn't taste as pure as bottled beer.
                Wouldn't that also imply that, once removed from the fridge, bottled beer stays colder longer than canned beer?
                "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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                • Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                  ....

                  You are jonesing for an excommunication
                  What? Why?
                  Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                  • A Reformation this quickly?
                    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                    • Originally posted by Lonestar
                      What? Why?
                      The only way to solve a dispute to a highly held position is a drinking contest.

                      A Reformation this quickly?


                      Well the Light Beer bastards have already formed their own cult. Sad losers.
                      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                      • Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui


                        Well the Light Beer bastards have already formed their own cult. Sad losers.
                        So, no wheat beers? Is that what yer saying?
                        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                        • Originally posted by Lonestar
                          So, no wheat beers? Is that what yer saying?
                          NO, knave!

                          Light Beers... like "Bud Light", "Coors Light", "Miller Light", etc.
                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui


                            You do realize there is only ONE way to settle this dispute?
                            Yes. Lets find some new heretic: chegitz's almost finished, and its getting cold.
                            "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                            I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                            Middle East!

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                            • Who said you'd win, frog boy?
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                              • what about a six pack duel?


                                where as to drink it all the fastest and not suffer gastro gymnastics
                                anti steam and proud of it

                                CDO ....its OCD in alpha order like it should be

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