I want to start a religion based on beer.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Originally posted by BlackCat


No problem, though I'm kind of confused - I know french and greek but I don't know how spanish is done.

BC ducks and run

* throws empty beer can at a running and ducking bc *

[Imran Siddiqui]

Just had a microbrew's IPA tonight with dinner . Hit the spot!

[C0ckney]

this should do nicely, the 'landlords prayer'

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk)
At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day, our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us,
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
the bitter and the lager,
For ever and ever,
Barmen

[Imran Siddiqui]

*bows head*

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Originally posted by C0ckney
this should do nicely, the 'landlords prayer'

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk)
At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day, our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us,
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
the bitter and the lager,
For ever and ever,
Barmen

Nicely said
*takes gulp of beer after the prayer*

[:) Smiley]

The Nine Circles of the Inferno
1. Everything comes in fivepacks
2. Pubs close at midnight
3. There is beer, but there are no sports
4. Neighborhood bar is replaced by coffeehouse
5. Utah
6. Only Bud Light is sold
7. Prohibition era Utah
8. All beers have been replaced by malt beverages
9. Drinking beer makes you sober

[Theben]

Originally posted by Last Conformist
No, Dis is right. Chemicals cause some drinks to give worse hangovers than others. Cognac and red wine are among the worst, vodka is about the best.

The worst hangover I ever had was from vodka. Admittedly, I drank the whole bottle straight.

[Dis]

Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
Black cat even i knew what he was talking bout. I guess thats cause when i was younger some of the guys ihung out with would take his beer bottle and hit the top of my beer bottlei just opened and would say give me some head or here is somehead for ya. with those long necks the foam would come spewing to the top and you either sucked the over flowing beer or let it spill on the floor

my navy buddies would do that. I always guarded my beer carefully to avoid that.

[Last Conformist]

Originally posted by Theben


The worst hangover I ever had was from vodka. Admittedly, I drank the whole bottle straight.

Maybe I should have mentioned that was per ml of alcohol consumed, and all else equal.

I suppose my worst one was from wine, glühwein, beer, and jägermeister. I blame the fondue.

[BeBMan]

Originally posted by Atahualpa


I thought Stoiber was anti-alcoholic? A german friend once told me that he never drinks beer, just poses with it before TV cams, because that's what people expect.

Hm, not sure - I took it for granted that he drinks beer. If he doesn't it is just more proof that he's evil

[Last Conformist]

A Bavarian that doesn't drink beer?

[BeBMan]

If it's really true he should be expelled

[molly bloom]

There is an Irish Celtic god associated with brewing already- Goibniu.

And three Catholic patron saints of brewing.

[Theben]

Yeah, but we need to get with the times! Update the image, one thar appeals to the younger, hip crowd!

[Imran Siddiqui]

Buddy Brewer!

Of course we'll just appropriate those other Gods and saints of beer.