I want to start a religion based on beer.

[Dis]

Originally posted by Verto
Beer tastes like ****.

beer tastes too good.

I read that the darker beers give you a worse hangover. That explains the hangovers I've been getting with Newcastle brown ale.

but it tastes so damn good, I can't stop drinking it.

I've switched to screwdrivers though. They say Vodka is free of most impurities and does not give bad hangovers.

[self biased]

dis, whoever has been telling you that is full of ****. a hangover is strictly a dehydration issue.

[Dis]

Originally posted by self biased
dis, whoever has been telling you that is full of ****. a hangover is strictly a dehydration issue.

I got that from wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangover

[Last Conformist]

No, Dis is right. Chemicals cause some drinks to give worse hangovers than others. Cognac and red wine are among the worst, vodka is about the best.

[Cort Haus]

which brings us to

"Know also your limits and maybe drinketh also some water. For otherwise a poundy-headedness might spoileth the following day and lessen your overall enjoyment and appreciation of Beer"

(Actually this could lead to a Schism with some of the more Fundamentalist brethren, but I thought I'd pitch it in anyway.)

btw this

Only Beer is beer, and thou shalt have no other beer than Beer. The ale, the porter, the stout, the lambic -- these for you may be Beer. But verily, Zima is not beer; nor is Bud Extreme beer. And if it tastes more like lemonade, or fruit punch, or wine cooler than beer, then, even if it is called beer, thou shalt not drink of it, for it is not Beer.

was superb

[Cort Haus]

We definitely need this one, though ...

"Beware the Grape. This merry fellow may be fine and dandy for many a goblet. But add a single pint of Beer to this and the Swirly Whirlies may visit and wreak havoc upon your universe."

[BlackCat]

I for certain is in, but brothers and sisters in the true belief we have a satan amongst us that we should fight with all our might.

Barmaids protest as EU plans cover-up in the beer gardens
By Kate Connolly
(Filed: 03/08/2005)

Bavarians are hot under the collar over an EU directive that will force their barmaids to cover up, supposedly to protect them from the sun.

Brewery owners, politicians and most of the women themselves have condemned the legislation as absurd, claiming the "tan ban", as it has been nicknamed, will destroy a centuries-old tradition.

Barmaid
A barmaid in dirndl at last
year's Oktoberfest

Bavarian barmaids typically dress in a costume known as a "dirndl", a dress and apron with a tight, low-cut top whose figure-hugging effect is enhanced by a short white blouse.

Under the EU's Optical Radiation Directive, employers of staff who work outdoors, including those in Bavaria's beer gardens, must ensure they cover up against the risk of sunburn.

Bavarian bar keepers have been told that the dirndl, generally rather revealing, will have to be replaced as it offers no protection against what the directive calls "natural sources of radiation", meaning sunlight.

Employers now face heavy fines if they fail to protect their workers from the threat of sunburn or skin cancer.

"This is European law-making at its most pedantic," said Munich's mayor, Christian Ude. "A waitress is no longer allowed to wander round a beer garden with a plunging neckline. I would not want to enter a beer garden under these conditions."

A spokesman for the Bavarian Hotel and Restaurant Union said: "I have spoken to lots of waitresses and none of them have told me that sunburn in the décolleté area has ever been a problem."

Organisers of the world's biggest beer festival, Munich's Oktoberfest, which habitually attracts more than six million visitors a year, were particularly angry at the proposed ban. "This is an attack on the traditions of a region," said a spokesman.

The new legislation, which is due to be voted on in the European parliament next month, was defended by Wolfgang Kreissl-Dörfer, a Bavarian MEP. He said: "Sun rays have become more aggressive and there has been a huge increase in the amount of skin cancer."

The directive was initially accused of outlawing bare-chested British builders.

But Britain opted out of signing it, arguing that it was up to employees and employers to use their common sense to guard against the sun.

And here a pic of one of trusty servants that may suffer under this evil :

[Imran Siddiqui]

"Know also your limits and maybe drinketh also some water. For otherwise a poundy-headedness might spoileth the following day and lessen your overall enjoyment and appreciation of Beer"

Let me also add,

"Knowest thow thy limits and do not regurgitate the holy liquid for a true believer does not waste"

[Imran Siddiqui]

You know... I think we need our own Civgroup

[Cort Haus]

Barmaids protest as EU plans cover-up in the beer gardens

Who needs Wahhabism when we've got the EU?

[Imran Siddiqui]

BlackCat has attached this image:

She is giving some good head

[SlowwHand]

Need to lose that avatar, now that you've decided to take Slut Road home.

[Stuie]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Need to lose that avatar, now that you've decided to take Slut Road home.

Maybe Barinthus can edit his.

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui

BlackCat has attached this image:

She is giving some good head

That needs some explanation.

Though, I'm quite impressed how she handles eight BIG glasses of beer - we need a lot of those in our new church

[Imran Siddiqui]

Look at the top of those beer glasses... see the foamy part?