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  • Im in love...

    ...with a cat.


    I was sitting outside talking with my mom the other night while she smoked when one of the stray cats that lives under our house came up to me. He's just the most beautiful cat Ive ever seen in my life. Today Im going to buy some kitty litter and cat food and take him in.

    If I see him today I shall take a picture of him.

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    Cats
    This space is empty... or is it?

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    • #3
      Yikes, your mom smokes?

      You need to browbeat her into quitting.
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      (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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      • #4
        tomorrow it will scratch you.

        Welcome AIDS, Hepatitis C, Mongroleus etc..
        In da butt.
        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Pekka
          tomorrow it will scratch you.

          Welcome AIDS, Hepatitis C, Mongroleus etc..


          Im bringing to the vet this weekend to get checked and cleaned up. Besides Im sure Im at far greater danger of catching AIDS and Hepatitis at work than from a cat scratch.


          NEGATIVE PERSON

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          • #6
            This how the whole Furry fetish begins...
            Monkey!!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Japher
              This how the whole Furry fetish begins...


              Love like the kind of love you have for a child. And no Im not talking about Michael Jackson type love for a child, Im talking about the kind of love a parent has for a child.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Space05us


                Love like the kind of love you have for a child... the kind of love a parent has for a child.
                That's disgusting.
                Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

                Do It Ourselves

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                  Yikes, your mom smokes?

                  You need to browbeat her into quitting.
                  cats
                  telling people how to live their lives
                  "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                  "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                  • #10
                    Looks like C0ckney is another cancer addict.
                    Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

                    Do It Ourselves

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                    • #11
                      looks like you're wrong
                      "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                      "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                        Yikes, your mom smokes?

                        You need to browbeat her into quitting.
                        Shes over the hill. Quitting now would make little if any difference.

                        Besides she's much healthier now than when she lived in Barrow, she has less stress, she doesnt consume as much caffiene, she stopped drinking as much soda, she drinks a lot more water, she eats healthier, and she gets excercise every day.

                        Again, besides you can get cancer from so many different things in your day to day life that smoking would only reduce your risk of cancer by a tiny amount. For instance we live in a brick house, we are exposed more radiation on a day to day basis than a person living in a normal wooden house. Also we dont live very far from many former nuclear test sites, even if the radiation has fallen from the atmosphere already it is in the soil. The water also has carcinogens in it, as does the air we breath every day.

                        Worrying about cancer can only lead to cancer.

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                        • #13
                          Shes over the hill. Quitting now would make little if any difference.
                          Not true. Quitting today will allow her lungs to regenerate, and restore a significant portion of their original capacity.
                          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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                          • #14
                            If you don't smoke you don't live longer. It just feels longer.

                            Smoking
                            People that tell me were I can and where I can't smoke

                            Edit: forgot to say this: cats
                            Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                            And notifying the next of kin
                            Once again...

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Hueij
                              If you don't smoke you don't live longer. It just feels longer.

                              Smoking
                              People that tell me were I can and where I can't smoke

                              Edit: forgot to say this: cats
                              I'm 100% with you:
                              "Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else.
                              The trick is the doing something else."
                              — Leonardo da Vinci
                              "If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?" - Cardinal Richelieu
                              "In vino veritas" - Plinio il vecchio

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