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If you don't smoke you don't live longer. It just feels longer.
I've never smoked, but I gotta give that one a
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I've never smoked, but I gotta give that one a
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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If you don't walk in traffic, you'll live longer
If you never have sex, you'll less likely have STDs
If you never listen to music, you'll likely hear something in the golden years (golden for pissing your pants)
If you don't stop wondering safety issues and go out there, have sex, eat a great steak, look in awe some buildings while getting your longues full of fog and pollution combined with your smokes.. you'll live less, but most likely happier. Besides, happy people tend to live longer.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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I'm (temporarily) working at a filtration company full of health freaks. All they ever do is complain about how 1 smoker can clog an air filter beyond repair. I dont understand the science of it, but it seems like an exageration.
With all their railing against smokers, i feel like taking it up just for spite.Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.Comment
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Originally posted by C0ckney
cats
telling people how to live their lives
"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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You @ your self-fellating dog...
You're in love with your cat...
Are you sure it's the chicas that interest you?
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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People who don't care about the well being of othersOriginally posted by C0ckney
telling people how to live their lives
C0ckney is telling us that, if you see somebody runs into the street in front of a car, don't try to stop him. Just let him die.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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possibly the worst analogy ever
"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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Originally posted by Space05us
Shes over the hill. Quitting now would make little if any difference.
Besides she's much healthier now than when she lived in Barrow, she has less stress, she doesnt consume as much caffiene, she stopped drinking as much soda, she drinks a lot more water, she eats healthier, and she gets excercise every day.
Again, besides you can get cancer from so many different things in your day to day life that smoking would only reduce your risk of cancer by a tiny amount. For instance we live in a brick house, we are exposed more radiation on a day to day basis than a person living in a normal wooden house. Also we dont live very far from many former nuclear test sites, even if the radiation has fallen from the atmosphere already it is in the soil. The water also has carcinogens in it, as does the air we breath every day.
Worrying about cancer can only lead to cancer. You seem to be one of those people who tend to convince themselves of stuff they want to believe. I just hope you don't start smoking. I started and quit a bunch of times. I'm trying to quit again. It's a ****er now. Everytime I have a life crisis I go back to smoking. Don't start!
I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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So basicly you don't mind to possibly destroy the life of the driver who hit him?Originally posted by C0ckney
possibly the worst analogy ever
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I've heard that your lungs don't regenerate much, but that your heart gets a lot better.Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Not true. Quitting today will allow her lungs to regenerate, and restore a significant portion of their original capacity.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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You simply don't careOriginally posted by C0ckney
possibly the worst analogy ever
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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Isn't it a bad idea to bring inside an outside cat (I think I read that somewhere)? My family has adopted a cat or two in our day, but have always kept them outside.I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891Comment
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that's true, but your analogy is still rubbish."The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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For dogs that's true. I brought in an outside dog, and it was tough to train him to not **** in the house, but cats don't need training.Originally posted by DanS
Isn't it a bad idea to bring inside an outside cat (I think I read that somewhere)? My family has adopted a cat or two in our day, but have always kept them outside.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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Originally posted by Kidicious
For dogs that's true. I brought in an outside dog, and it was tough to train him to not **** in the house, but cats don't need training.
Why, you don't mind the smell of cat piss?Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse
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