This is Not America

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by Zkribbler


...or, more specifically in this case, to ride a bicycle down the street with a bag of kitty litter without being surrounded by 20 police officers.

I'm inherently suspicious of bike riders.

[chequita guevara]

There's a helicopter hanging in the air down the block, and a couple of others circling 'round. The stationary one just looks around. Things aren't supposed to hang in one place in the air unless suspended.

[Provost Harrison]

Is it a black helicopter?

[Pekka]

Diss, who knows man.. if cops wanted me to open my bags for them (which wouldn't happen but assuming it would), I woudl HOPE I had 16 inch dildo in there. I love it when people have to go through my stuff at airport, and for example my last batch of clean clothes is on me. I ALWAYS put the underwear exactly in the middle, so they won't see it, but they'll grab it like blinded and then I like to say 'my underwear'. That's usually when they pull their hands out and leave me be.

Best was in these festivals once, where they could check your bags for bottles and weapons, well, I had just put my boxers in there that were sweaty as hell from doing all kinds of summer acitivies the whole day. The poor guy was also some kind of volunteer. I laughed my ass off, and he was pissed off but couldn't shut me up because I have power. So he just submitted and let me in

It was priceless. I mean he had no rubber gloves or nothing! I didn't do it on purpose, but he said 'looks like you poured some beer in here'. NO! It's my NUTSWEAT! yeaa duuuude!

[Ecthy]

Originally posted by Pekka
I laughed my ass off, and he was pissed off but couldn't shut me up because I have power. So he just submitted and let me in

It was priceless. I mean he had no rubber gloves or nothing! I didn't do it on purpose, but he said 'looks like you poured some beer in here'. NO! It's my NUTSWEAT! yeaa duuuude!

As long as there's at least one person believing that everything is fine

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Is it a black helicopter?

Blue and white, actually.

[Provost Harrison]

I've heard funnier comebacks

[Pekka]

Uhh.. I didn't quite get you there?

[OzzyKP]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Just be grateful you're not black, you'll get the benefit of institutionalised racism in the police force too. The stories I've heard from colleagues of mine...

Also be grateful he isn't under 18, there is a lot of institutionalized ageism out there. Among police and everyone else.

[chequita guevara]

I look much younger than I really am, and had to put up with police harrassment for being out past kerfew into my mid-twenties.

[Provost Harrison]

Re-examine the dialogue between me and Che, it will all become clear...ie, RTFT

[Pekka]

About cops though.. I like cops so don't get me wrong. But there's this joke with most black comedians in the states, where they talk/joke about white people not believing at first, that black people (esp. young males) were beaten up by polics and even killed, and then framed to be a drug dealer adn what not. There's not just one person, there's like most who says it. How would you folks who knwo about this better analyze this anyway? False, true to certain extent, completely true?

[Fake Boris]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
I look much younger than I really am, and had to put up with police harrassment for being out past kerfew into my mid-twenties.

curfews

[Provost Harrison]

It is one of the more interesting spelling variants of the word I have seen

[Pekka]

kerfew? What ****ing kerfew? Your parents can enforce kerfew on you and let the cops knwo and they'll actually pick you up if you're caught outside your house?