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This is Not America
I suppose there were smarter things to wear, other than a black t-shirt advertsizing the movie, Enemy of the State, with Will Smith. Maybe the blue Cubs hat would have been better than the black Mossino cap. The Birkenstock sandals probably just made the outfit. Then there's the black bicycle. Hey, I like black.
So I wasn't really suprised when the pigs pulled me over, demanded to see my ID, and know what was in my backpack (a kitty litter box, in case you're wondering) as I left the Publix. There were, like, twenty pigs in black and armor on bikes. Apparently, they were afraid that the anarchists were going to attack Publix (but not Winn-Dixie across the street).
You see, I had unwittingly stumbled into a meeting of the OAS, which is going on right down the street, and I only found out about on the way home from the airport. I guess my neighborhood's not so bad after all.
Still, I'm one out-of-shape commie, surrounded by twenty pigs who were very much in shape. So I was a good German, and showed them my ID and let them look in my pack.
So I wasn't really suprised when the pigs pulled me over, demanded to see my ID, and know what was in my backpack (a kitty litter box, in case you're wondering) as I left the Publix. There were, like, twenty pigs in black and armor on bikes. Apparently, they were afraid that the anarchists were going to attack Publix (but not Winn-Dixie across the street).
You see, I had unwittingly stumbled into a meeting of the OAS, which is going on right down the street, and I only found out about on the way home from the airport. I guess my neighborhood's not so bad after all.
Still, I'm one out-of-shape commie, surrounded by twenty pigs who were very much in shape. So I was a good German, and showed them my ID and let them look in my pack.
But sometimes we're Khurgastan. 
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