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[Spec]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara


I start one tomorrow, and the other in a couple weeks.

Good luck man!

[threadjack]
Who starts on a...wednesday? What a crappy day to start a new job.....I'll start Monday sounds so much better.... [/threadjack]

[boann]

Originally posted by Skywise


See, maybe you're alone and it's all your fault. Maybe you are just unlivable.

If we look closely, and analyse a sitution from begining to end, it's always the female's fault.

its the men who were unlivable
liars, cheats, abusive alcohalics, obsessive compulsive,
narcissists

i used to have a na·ive belief that love would cure
and heal...
that only works for leaving the potatoes out..
not for psychotic disorders.

[Japher]

women drive men nuts
by leaving out potatos
and not putting out

[JohnT]

at Japher's haiku.

Boann you need a man 'cause who's gonna do all that heavy lifting?

[Jon Miller]

most women are better at opening jars than I am

and often at heavy lifting also...

Jon Miller

[Spec]

Originally posted by boann



its the men who were unlivable
liars, cheats, abusive alcohalics, obsessive compulsive,
narcissists

See, I can say the same.

It's woman who are abusive nagging histronics, back-talking compulsive buyers, too good for anything and better than anyone bltches.

See, works both ways.

[Japher]

Japher's haiku.

I didn't notice it was a haiku until you pointed it out!

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by JohnT
at Japher's haiku.

Boann you need a man 'cause who's gonna do all that heavy lifting?

That's exactly what Bunnygrrl told me to write.

[JohnT]

GMTA, Che.

[boann]

i know.. i puzzle about that often.
when im dragging furniture around or doing yard work.
but my son whos 20 helps me out when hes not working.
and if i really need something done i ask a neighbor or friend... and ive hired a handyman before..

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men drive women nuts
by leaving up the seat
and thinking we are just a hole.


yeah i know it doesn't fit the form..
you'll get over it.

[boann]

Originally posted by Skywise


See, I can say the same.

It's woman who are abusive nagging histronics, back-talking compulsive buyers, too good for anything and better than anyone bltches.

See, works both ways.

lol... psychotic disorders are not limited to gender..

and what is a histronic .. anyway?

[JohnT]

The only reason I can see women getting upset over the toilet seat being left up is if they turn around and back up to the toilet before entering the restroom.

I've yet to see a woman (hell, anybody) do that, so I'm thinking the "controversy" is just one of those little games y'all play to see if your man is listening. And obeying.

[boann]

Originally posted by JohnT
The only reason I can see women getting upset over the toilet seat being left up is if they turn around and back up to the toilet before entering the restroom.

I've yet to see a woman (hell, anybody) do that, so I'm thinking the "controversy" is just one of those little games y'all play to see if your man is listening. And obeying.

naaa its from waking up in the middle of the night
and stumbling to the bathroom without lights so we
don't wake up your sleeping self...
and then just sitting down in the dark and ending up sitting in water..
its a rude awakening .. which generally ends with
pulling the sheets off your sleeping self and lavishing you with words i can't write here

[JohnT]

I have to take a dump in the middle of the night at times, but nothing prevents me from

1. Opening my eyes to see where I'm going.

or

2. Feeling around the top of the toilet to see if the lid is up.

or

3. Opening my eyes and seeing if the lid is up.

sorry that I repeated myself, it's just that one solution is so obvious it bears repeating.

[boann]

or maybe your lazy self could just put the seat down.