I feel slightly less pathetic!

[MRT144]

that was quick. too quick. too quick for fornication.

[Dis]

some of us don't go out with girls to fornicate with them.

[Kuciwalker]

Re: I feel slightly less pathetic!

Originally posted by Elok
I am twenty-one freaking years old, and just asked a girl out and got a yes for the first time in my life. Yes, that's sad, but it's a personal triumph! And she's fairly cute, and intelligent, and has a great sense of humor.

I'm still sort of in shock, TBH. I'm broke, but so is she, so we have agreed on a sort of pathetic hobo's date at the dining hall tonight. It's a start, dagnabit. Right?

Wow. That was actually remarkably easy. You just have to find a girl who's worth knowing, will have you, and isn't spoken for. That there is the hard part.

Whee. Okay, I guess that's it from me. Carry on.

I feel your pain. Keenly.

[Elok]

Congrats to you too on your long and unbroken streak of missing the point.

EDIT: addressed to MRT.

[Fake Boris]

Originally posted by MRT144
i have a suggestion to make the night go more smoothly. 4 40s, 2 for you, 2 for her.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Don't be giving away all our secrets, eh?

I know a bunch of guys who joined a church just to meet the women. Once they get married they would leave.

[Jon Miller]

Originally posted by Elok
Thank you. But I first suggested the play when I asked her out; I don't even know what it's about but I saw one of the actresses in MacBeth a few weeks ago and she was awesome, so I figured it was worth a gamble. But she thought her roommate wanted to go with her, so she suggested just dinner, and now her roommate doesn't seem interested anymore...and none of this matters, but the play's one I wanted to see. Something called Tartuffe, by Moliere.

tartuffe is a good play

Jon Miller
(or at least I liked reading it)

[Ben Kenobi]

I know a bunch of guys who joined a church just to meet the women. Once they get married they would leave.

That seems rather pointless.

I mean you waste all that time you spent in church!

Why not enjoy yourself for the rest of your life with your wife?

[Bosh]

Originally posted by Gibsie
You too eh Boshko? I hope it works better for you than it has for me!

It works pretty damn well Haven't had to do it in over a year and a half.

[DeathByTheSword]

just remember dont do the hole in the popcornbucket trick...it isnt very classy...

oh and about hitting on girls when your are drunk and staggering around...i stopped doing that after waking up next morning or with a black eye or with someone in my bed i really dont want there

[Agathon]

No offence Elok, but why were you so worried about asking a woman out?

What did you think she'd do? Report you to the police?

[Ted Striker]

Nice work Elok

I think that you'll find in time that you are almost always your own worst enemy. Not you specifically, but just people in general. We all have our hangups and sometimes get stuck on them. Most of the time other people don't notice or don't even care what we're worried about.

EXCEPT FOR THE MANHOOD THAT I KEEP TRIPPING OVER EVERY DAY!!!!

[DeathByTheSword]

then cut off your manhood if you keep tripping of it each day...just take the siccors...

[Ted Striker]

OKay now I'm curled up in a ball and nauseous from the thought.

[DeathByTheSword]