I feel slightly less pathetic!

[Japher]

Only 5-minutes?

Does the 40 have to be beer, what about Malt Liquor

If you go with the Malt you can be all kewl, just make sure you don't make a face after taking a swig from your 40 of OE

[Elok]

I sense that we are not communicating here...

[MRT144]

they make non malt liqour 40s? who would want to drink that? i think mickeys is definitely the most palatable of all malt liquors and as such should me gathered for celebrations.

as for talking about favorite beers, women dont really care about that.

[lord of the mark]

Re: I feel slightly less pathetic!

Originally posted by Elok
I'm still sort of in shock, TBH. I'm broke, but so is she, so we have agreed on a sort of pathetic hobo's date at the dining hall tonight. It's a start, dagnabit. Right?

cheap dates (thinks back to college years)

1. Student theater - as much too talk about as pro theater, but cost much less. If you cant afford THAT, go help out (set construction or something like that) and get comp tickets.

2. Go watch some free atheletic event. Every school has bargain basement or free varsity sports, no?

3. A religious service, if you share that

4. A lecture, if youre not lectured out.

5. A walk in a natural area, if you have one nearby

6. Visit the college museum, assuming there is one.

If youre close enough to a city to get there cheap, of course there are parks, walks, museums, etc.

[Japher]

talk about having sex

[MRT144]

Re: Re: I feel slightly less pathetic!

another cheap date : 40s in the park

[Riesstiu IV]

Girls are icky. The voices in my head said I’ll go to hell if I talk to them.

[Japher]

The voices in my head said I’ll go to hell if I talk to them.

My voices tell me that you are already going to hell so you might as well talk to them... get a little pickle tickle on your way

[Tattila the Hun]

My voices just mumble. I think they're shy or something.

There are plenty of hot girls at my workplace...

It's school...










(Oh, It's college, plenty of fair game there... If only I weren't fat and unattractive.)

[MRT144]

My voices say avoid women for a while until you arent ****ing hurt anymore

[Solomwi]

Originally posted by MRT144
exactly, but i think they are also waiting for "the one" because they arent settling for imperfection. its weak sauce. thats part of why i dated dacia, because she was fun in the sack and she was very attractive. looking back it wasnt so bad except for the herpes and the cheating. but ya know what i learned that i shouldnt fall for people so easily or trust them.

Just one more example proving the truth in my rule of never dating girls named after states or Roman provinces.

[Tattila the Hun]

Allways been fond of Winona, Minnesota.

[Riesstiu IV]

Originally posted by Japher


My voices tell me that you are already going to hell so you might as well talk to them... get a little pickle tickle on your way

What is this devilry?! A test from god perhaps?! How dare you sir try and derail me from the true path of righteousness. Ye shall burn in hell for an eternity for talking to the women folk.

[Japher]

Ye shall burn in hell for an eternity for talking to the women folk

I know, but it's sooooooo worth it.

[Az]

I really believe in their heart of hearts they believe that they deserve the beautiful girls. I know that one of my friends has had several opportunities to not be a virginal geek and he hasnt hopped on it because he doesnt think the girls are hot enough.

Much respect to your friend