How mental are you?

[Zoid]

http://www.mentalernie.org/Mental_test/mentaltest.php Beware of foul language!

I got: 5. Sick puppy

You are one sick puppy! I don't even wonna know how you entered this world, although I can guess you're a product of incest. Twisted and perverted minds is something that seems to be common in your family.
You are one of those people who think they got it all under control, but the truth is that even the slightest can make you snap. And when you do, there's no stopping in it. I got one piece of advice for you: don't listen to the voices in your head. Or another tip when things get crowded in your head: escape in dreams filled with beautiful naked women. Be horny, not mental!

[Dis]

ha! take that- you people who laughed at me scoring so high on the loser test

2. Normal ?

You're below the average freak, and just above the total wuss. That's about the best you can score with this test. Very good my friend (do keep in mind that this test is not to be taken seriously). Since I can't make fun of you now because you're totally sane, I'll just take it out on your mommy. Here it comes: your mommah is so fat that when she wears yellow, they think she's a schoolbus! Or how about this one: your mommy is so ugly that when she looks out the window, she gets arrested for mooning. Not to mention her stupidness: when she saw the Wet Floor sign, she took a leak. Ok, enough rampaging your mother. The bottom line is: You are among the most normal people ever to take this test. Congratulations!

I love the questions (although I found the number of incest questions disturbing)

If you were god for a day- what would you do

I chose **** an angel.

[Shi Huangdi]

Congratiulations! You just achieved the title of total wuss. You don't have any weird fantasies or anything. Everything is completely normal with you, so normal that it's getting boring. Anyway, I should say something nice about you now, since you scored the lowest and therefore one of the most normal people (?) who took this test. Euh... you probably take good care of your grandmother... nice enough. Now, go out and go get drunk! Be more fun!

[alva]

I chose **** an angel.

Me too, I did get a 3 though.
Stupid test.

[Immortal Wombat]

I got a 3. Same problem with trying to cover the whole spectrum of human weirdness with only 3-choice answers. Quiz writers are lazy bastards.

[Fake Boris]

4

[Last Conformist]

2. Normal ?

You're below the average freak, and just above the total wuss. That's about the best you can score with this test. Very good my friend (do keep in mind that this test is not to be taken seriously). Since I can't make fun of you now because you're totally sane, I'll just take it out on your mommy. Here it comes: your mommah is so fat that when she wears yellow, they think she's a schoolbus! Or how about this one: your mommy is so ugly that when she looks out the window, she gets arrested for mooning. Not to mention her stupidness: when she saw the Wet Floor sign, she took a leak. Ok, enough rampaging your mother. The bottom line is: You are among the most normal people ever to take this test. Congratulations!

Question 18 so should have been mulitple choice ...

[Ben Kenobi]

2. Normal ?

You're below the average freak, and just above the total wuss. That's about the best you can score with this test. Very good my friend (do keep in mind that this test is not to be taken seriously). Since I can't make fun of you now because you're totally sane, I'll just take it out on your mommy. Here it comes: your mommah is so fat that when she wears yellow, they think she's a schoolbus! Or how about this one: your mommy is so ugly that when she looks out the window, she gets arrested for mooning. Not to mention her stupidness: when she saw the Wet Floor sign, she took a leak. Ok, enough rampaging your mother. The bottom line is: You are among the most normal people ever to take this test. Congratulations!

[child of Thor]

The test hated me. Typical freak.

Probably cause i said i liked french people and decided 'f*** a chicken day' would be best of the three choices( i mean i like/respect old people and my mum is sacred - what was i to do?)

[Heresson]

Average freak.
I feel underestimated.

[BlackCat]

Took the Evil test :

Evil maniac

Wow, you are one evil bastard. Taking pleasure in other people's pain is only one of the things that get you off, and I'm not gonna even try to comprehendwhat else goes on in that black little mind of yours.

I may have lied a little

[Verres]

Another average freak here.

But that test was definitely male-orientated.

[Last Conformist]

Women don't like to **** chickens?

[Verres]

This one doesn't, no. I can't speak for the rest of the species.....but I suspect not.

[Whaleboy]

I'm sorry but chicken ****ing was the basis of my education in philosophy, if my mental health has to suffer accordingly, then it's certainly easier than making a pass at the exam invigilator.