How mental are you?

[Urban Ranger]

4. Hangin' on the edge

You are getting close my friend. You're still on the safe side now, but you don't need much to put you over the edge, to drive you into complete insanity. There probably are some sick tics and habits you already got. Like watching porn every day or something. Or having the dog lick food of your body when you spilled, and liking it. But you got a normal life. Very ambitious at work or at whatever it is you do, and stress will be the main reason you may snap one day. But for now you're still some time away from insanity, so enjoy it while it lasts!

[paramir]

6. Hannibal

Man oh man, you are a total freak. I mean, my God! In terms of beer drinking, you are a serious bender. There is no pill or operation to cure your head. You must find it difficult to tell the difference between real and imagined experiences and to think logically. That's why you will end up in the mental hospital if you aren't already in one. It won't be that bad, being doped all day. Tell the other sick ****s I said hi. As for you IQ, there are 2 options:
1. You might be very intelligent, but you are sure ain't using your brainpower for positive things.
2. The other options is that you have the IQ of a rooftile and are even to stupid to know the basics of life, like: clean your ass after taking a dump!

i hope it's number 1

[The Mad Monk]

3. Average freak


You are the average freak. There's really not much to tell about someone like you. You don't have any extreme pervert toughts or cravings. Or at least not more than the average, because everyone must have some (**** a chicken-day,huh?). You're just average... think about it. Not so special, isn't it? Wish you were special don't you? I'll tell you how to feel special: go into the nearest gay-bar and shout: "I'm a three input *****!" I'm sure you'll feel appreciated then. Ok, after that bad joke there's only one piece of advice I can still give you: Carry on! Oh yeah, and never go to France.

[Zulu Elephant]

1. Slacker

Congratiulations! You just achieved the title of total wuss. You don't have any weird fantasies or anything. Everything is completely normal with you, so normal that it's getting boring. Anyway, I should say something nice about you now, since you scored the lowest and therefore one of the most normal people (?) who took this test. Euh... you probably take good care of your grandmother... nice enough. Now, go out and go get drunk! Be more fun!

Also...

30) Which new years resolution would be appropriate for you?
I will not eat McDonalds 5 times a week anymore
I will not jerk off in the sink anymore
I won't look at my mommy's *** anymore

rotflmao

[Dis]

Originally posted by Last Conformist
Women don't like to **** chickens?

I don't think it's possible.

[Bosh]

only average

[Pyrodrew]

Normal

[Provost Harrison]

4. Hangin' on the edge

[Atahualpa]

normal minded lightly evil average dumbass

[Whaleboy]

I don't think it's possible.

Ohhh dear... we're running low on corn

Ok so I'm sick

[Wernazuma III]

Originally posted by Dissident
I don't think it's possible.

Well, first, let me say, I scored normal, ****ed an angel and kicked granny.

Now to this part. Actually, it is possible. A friend of mine was UN soldier on the Golan heights and once he was invited over to the Greek contingent. His commanding officer warned him that he'd need a good stomach, he went there anyway. They watched porn, but, you know, not really that porn we all know and love. Let's make the story short. He vows that in that movie, a guy was doing a chicken and the soldiers had good laughs, or so my friend said. Needles to say that he got completely pissed that night. The officer gave him a day off.

[MarkG]

1. Slacker

[Wernazuma III]

Oh, I should maybe add that the chicken didn't survive.

[Zoid]

Well, chickens are just for one time usage...

[Last Conformist]

Originally posted by Wernazuma III
Now to this part. Actually, it is possible. A friend of mine was UN soldier on the Golan heights and once he was invited over to the Greek contingent. His commanding officer warned him that he'd need a good stomach, he went there anyway. They watched porn, but, you know, not really that porn we all know and love. Let's make the story short. He vows that in that movie, a guy was doing a chicken and the soldiers had good laughs, or so my friend said. Needles to say that he got completely pissed that night. The officer gave him a day off.

Technically, the question was whether women can **** chickens.