Big Huge War Thread: Part VI

[PolarisGL]

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[N35t0r]

To the UK
I am sorry for my briefness last post, but i had to go to a secret meeting with Hodad (P.E. lessons: swimming)

here's what i think:
You should surrender the Falklands(from now on, Malvinas) to our powers because they aren't rightfully yours. their first sighting was by SPANISH ships who had left the Magallean Expedition and were returning to spain they named them the Malvinas. the first colonizers were french, but they left. when Argentina settled down, a governor was sent there to govern the few people still living there. later, you british came and used your superior military strength to steal the Malvinas from us.
so we are claiming what is rightfully ours.
We beg you not to try and expell our attacking force. if you set your forces 'steaming' down the atlantic at your first sighting of our forces, then we have 4 days to fortify.
i advice you that due to your recent war with Ireland, we can easily defeat you.
Don't forget of or new mach 1.5 plane!

None of your soldiers will get back, unless we agree to give them back to you. as POW's.

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Emperor Charly I
ARM

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[Hodad]

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This is Hodad, saluting everyone, from the country at the end of the world!
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NEWSFLASH
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Chilean Government is opening a new factory near Iquique!
It's production is strictly confidential.
Pinochet to stand trial for crimes against the people of Chile!
A spokesman from the Supreme Chilean Court said yesterday that the trial starts on Monday.
Meanwhile, Pinochet has been placed under domiciliary arrest.

3 New Shipyards open!
The construction of 2 new battleships and a
carrier is underway.

2 new military factory clones open!
They produce as the former one.

Argentina and Chile announce Blockading of Cape Horn!
4 capital destroyers are on their way to Cape Horn where trade will be blockaded for undefined period of time.
The argentine fleet is helping.

Chile bombs Ecuador!
Yesterday, chilean planes from Antofagasta were spotted by Peruvian radars.
The Chilean ambassador to Peru claims that they present no threat to that nation.
But Peru remains vigilant.

Chilean Scientists Work on the Design of a New Aircraft!
The new aircraft is being designed in order to counter Sea Harrier biffing.
Its manoueverability will be extremely high.
Also, its arsenal is being revised in order to extend its firepower.
The new aircraft will be useful both as bomber and fighter.
Prototype will be ready by 15/04/00.

Chilean Fascist Uprising Crushed!
Yesterday, a minor rebellion occured in an area of Greater Santiago.
Troops were quickly dispatched and the rebellion was soon quelled.
Reports say 7 are dead, 15 wounded and 43 are under arrest.

Japanese continue illegal whaling!
Yesterday, a Japanese whaler was spotted off the Coast of Cape horn.
Unfortunately, the ship fled to international waters before it was captured.

Chile offers work to Russian unemployed scientists from forgotten Siberian bases!
This is to work on new armament designs.

Chile occupies Ecuador!
Yesterday, 30 thousand paratroopers landed near the city of Quito and are seizing the war torn territory to grant it peace and prosperity.
Chilean officials report 2000 dead.

To PERU:
I request permission to transport 30 thousand troops through Peruvian ground in order to secure the occupation of Venezuela.

To ARGENTINA:
The People of Chile thank you profoundly for the alliance and recognition.
I shall stop in Buenos Aires on my way to Germany in order to sign the alliance.
We must disscuss a proposition.

To SCOT F:
The People of Chile thank you for your recognition and treaty.
May our friendship be long and prosperous.
I shall fly in personally to Berlin in order to sign the treaty.
As a demonstration of our appreciation, we present to you 50 acres of land (which include forest, mountains, a mansion and a river) as a gift.
We need to purchase cruiser and destroyer class ships.

To AUSTRALIA:
We request docking permission to dock in Sydney no later than 24/03/00.
Shall be docking cruiser Hodad and destroyers Santiago and Antofagasta.
This is part of the circumnavigation of the globe.
Our intentions are sincerely pacific.

To THE COMMUNIST COUNTRIES OF NORTH AMERICA
We request two destroyers in Antofagasta with full crew to train the crews of destroyers Marx and Engels.
Price and date are open to negotiation.
Please aid us in our holy crusade to rid the world of Capitalism.

To POLYNESIA
Let us have an alliance

To MAO
Would chinese like to emigrate to Chile?

To NAPOLEON
What country are you?
Brazil?
If so, we should talk about having a joint triangular alliance with Argentina.

To UK
We thank you for your recognition.
We are sorry about our volunteers, we cannot stop them.

To JT3
The people of Chile accept your gift and worship you as their God.
500 planes is more than enough.

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[Hodad]

Latest News!
60,000 Chilean volunteers embark to help Argentina reclaim the Falklands!
Chilean Government denies involvement.
Yesterday, 60 thousand chilean volunteers flew over to Rio Gallegos.
They are at Argentinian command.

To UK:
We deny all involvement.
I am impotent at the fact that the people of Chile wish to help their neighbor.

[N35t0r]

Dear Napoleon:
due to the fact that you have difficulties governing Uruguay and Paraguay due to language problems, i accept to take full political responsabilty. i offer in exchange the blueprints of our new 'Pucara 2' planes (the match 1.5 ones) and our newly developed deep sea mining technique (with direct contact with land)

I encourage the treaty with chile.

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Emperor Charly I
ARM
I suggest a meeting either at sigakid@hotmail.com or hsfb@uol.com.ar

[Lord Sigma]

OOC: ummm, in my last post, i took back the falklands and the other islands with 100,000 soldiers and heavy air power. Your welcome to invade again....

IC:

To Argentina,

Yes your forces did have amply opportunity to fortify but i had two aircraft carriers and one helicopter carrier(carrying harriers)and 100,000 hardened veterans. And in fact almost none of our troops actually engaged the irish in battle. We simply moved our troops onto that island in a show of force and they promtly capitulated. Yes your new airforce will be a problem but our naval sams are quite impressive. In the last war, 4 of your aircraft attacked a single frigate, 3 were shot down by our Seawolf missles and the last escaped. And our Sea Dart missiles shot down 7 of your planes last time. Besides, your landing craft will be destroyed long before they reach the islands. Give up now and your men need not die.

To Chile,

Do not worry about the volunteers. They have no way of reaching the islands safely with all those harpoons and bombs we have.....

[Hodad]

30 Chilean t-Boats arrive in the Panama Canal!
It has been seized by Chile and Argentina in a joint action.
Passage is currently tolled.

Any complaints will be recieved at:

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President of the Socio-Democratic Republic of Chile.
e-mail treaties to m_carreras@hotmail.com

[N35t0r]

to everybody

i offer to recieve immigrants for work in the fields/factories or army duty.

any country with overpopulation please send people here.

to ireland
we are just claiming what is rightfully ours.
we offer an alliance,¿?

to chile
confirmation: two cruisers and tree destroyers sent to circumnavegate with you.
*****secret, just chile knows******
along with the fleet, an argentine prototype of a stealth (including MagAn detector) sub.

to Communist Territories of America
hello fellow comrades, we offer you a treaty of peace and mutual cooperation!

to the Union of Scandinavian S.R.
Fellow comrades, we offer an alliance of mutual cooperation!

After realizing the panama channel was abandoned, argentine toops, with chilean naval support captured it.
it is in process of repairing.
argentina and chile announce that they will charge any ships crossing either the srait of magallean, the panama channel or Cape Horn strait.

[Hodad]

To Lord Sigma (UK right?)
Argentine pilots are the best in the world!
We are outraged by your lying bulletin!

To ARGENTINA
We request that the volunteers are not sent out on a suicidal mission.
Please check your status before they are sent in.

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President of the Socio-Democratic Republic of Chile.
e-mail treaties to m_carreras@hotmail.com

[Hodad]

To SCANDINAVIA
Are you a communist country?
If so, embrace us and recognize us and we shall ally with you and build our nations hand in hand.

[N35t0r]

HA!
you think we are such idiots!

how about the mine-clearing subs we had working over there? (hahaha, neutrality can be used to do tremendous research without anybody poking their noses in it)

and you have only 1.500 troops on the island (actualy been there myself)

besides, i personally supervised the training programme for our pilots, they hate you. our planes can out-turn any SA or AA misile and then gun it to death. (computers!, computers!) as for your harriers, our Pucara 2 are designed to outfight them, with superior manouvering, if not armament.

and, you'll realize how hard it is to get a lot of army coscripts in shor time if your unemployment is about none without imposing conscription.
with a lot of unemp. and highly fundamentalist (or at least 'politicalist') propaganda, i can rise about 1.000.000 conscripts, with enough workers in the factories to supply them.

I STRONGLY RECOMMEND YOU TO SURRENDER THOSE ISLANDS

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Emperor Charly I
ARM

[N35t0r]

To UK

AGAIN?
I WAS ON MY FARM ALL WEEKEND, I COULD NOT HAVE DONE ANYTHING!
MY FORCES WERE ON THE ARGENTINE SEA, NOT THE MALVINAS SEA!
THEREFORE, I EITHER DID NOT ATTACK YOU-YET-
OR
YOU ATTACKED UNPROVOKED (I DID NOT KNOW THEY WERE UNDER CONTROL UNTILL FRIDAY)
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[Hodad]

Latest News!
CS Hodad escorted by 30 patrol boats arrived yesterday in New Zealand, which has successfully been occupied by Chilean and Argentine troops.
The north island goes to Argentina and the South goes to Chile.

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President of the Socio-Democratic Republic of Chile.
e-mail treaties to m_carreras@hotmail.com

[Mao]

Imperial Great China is happy to announce the completion of the Trans-Empire railway, a railway and roadway which links all the Empire.

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OOC: You guys don't know
IC:
The design for the Sino-Prussian has almost been finalized as it incorporates all the best aspects of the fighters of the world.

*****TOP SECRET*****

To: German Empire
From: Chinese Empire

Greetings, you will be happy to know that our scientists have finally finalized the plans for our air superiority fighter. The production of a prototype aircraft will begin immediately at Chengdu Aerospace and will be ready soon. After which, the fighter will go through testing, which is expected to take 3-6 months.

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The new Imperial Air Force one-man helicopter, (Sparrow) is ready for testing again. This new agile fighter-type craft will be ideal for fighting in harsh terrain as it can hug the ground. Testing is expected to take 2-6 months.

[Hodad]

To SCOT F (GERMANY)
The Chilean Government has decided to allow you to establish a military base in the southern island of the newly occupied New Zealand in exchange for 2 destroyers and a cruiser.

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President of the Socio-Democratic Republic of Chile.
e-mail treaties to m_carreras@hotmail.com