mrmitchell's NES: Tough Times

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO:
YOU DARE TO DEFY YOUR SUPERIORS?!
I will have you know that our nation exited before even your pathetic culture formed in Europe, and your peoples were still jumping off trees as ours were perfecting mathematics!
You owe this money to us and there will be SERIOUS consequences if you refuse to pay!

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to China
When exactly did we establish who is who's superior? Not to suggest that Mexico is, just that Mexico doesn't value the opinion of a country whose leader is behaving like a douche bag. We would like to pursue peace with, you but apparently math is your only actual skill. You make it glaringly apparent that geography is not. Notice that Europe is at least one Atlantic Ocean away from Mexico. This means that Mexico isn't in Europe. But, Mexico would like to engage in a treaty or nonagression pact with you, despite your brutish, and vulgar behavior. Iff it hasn't become clear from the statements that havve been issued above, Mexico will not pay. Emperor Juan Kerry has decided to cut off Chinese Immigration to Mexico and its occupied terroritories. Mexico is still deeply offended by China's previous remarks, and is DMEANDING a sincere letter of apology from the oafish nation of China. WHile China may have its mathematics, it obviously has no skills when it comes to diplomacy.
NEWS FLASH!!!
Mexico, with substantial aid from both Colombia, and Ecuador has taken the galapagos islands, and has reserved them for strictly scientific study, in the name of the alliance of Mexico, Ecuador, Colombia, and Venezuela( henceforth referred to as the Morgan Freeman Alliance)
Mexico has purchased, from the Colombia, and Venezuelan governments, the norhtern peninsula of Colombia(from Santa Marta on North), part of which was previously owned by Venezuela. This was in exchange for economic, military, and infrastructure aid.
Argentina has successfully over taken Chile, and is giving many thanks to Mexico. In their gratitude to Mexico, they have Joined the Morgan Freeman Alliance of the Central and South Americas. On a whim, and against Mexico's wishes, Argentina has overtaken the Flakland Islands. Uruguay, is trying to get Argentina to enter into a "we won't invade, and rape and pillage your people and towns respectively" pact.
Mexico has beeen metaphorically fondling everything below the waist of the Brazilian govt. The to countries, are very friendly, but it isnot yet sure if a metaphorical fisrt date wil happen, or if a metaphorical first date kiss will happen either. Metaphorical hopefuls, have been metaphorically speculating, that Brazil might be metaphorically loose, and Mexico may metaphorically "hit a home run" with Brazil, and Mexico will metaphorically "Get some

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO:
Fine. You will do that. No Mexican citizen will be allowed to step foot in ANY chinese territory. Thus, all Mexican companies are barred from operating in China unless they can find a Chinese owner would operate it for them.
And your civilization did not descend from the Aztecs. You are SPANISH! Yes, thats right: SPANISH. Hmph!
You should never have gotten indpeendance, the little bratty nation you are.

[mrmitchell]

OOC:
Mexico, you could call your recent runup to be at the far ends of a glorious string of successes...but I find it HIGHLY unlikely that Ecuador assisted you in recieving the Golapagos Islands. Ecuador owns those islands.

[Nubclear]

OOC:
In Soviet Russia, the Golapagos Islands own YOU!

[bipolarbear]

Fine. You will do that. No Mexican citizen will be allowed to step foot in ANY chinese territory. Thus, all Mexican companies are barred from operating in China unless they can find a Chinese owner would operate it for them.
And your civilization did not descend from the Aztecs. You are SPANISH! Yes, thats right: SPANISH. Hmph!
You should never have gotten indpeendance, the little bratty nation you are.

we use prison labor for all of our products. We are a self suffiicient communist nation!


OOC

Mexico, you could call your recent runup to be at the far ends of a glorious string of successes...but I find it HIGHLY unlikely that Ecuador assisted you in recieving the Golapagos Islands. Ecuador owns those islands.

yeah, I wasn't quite sure about that one. Normally I'd research before posting something like that, but at 3:00 am you begin to become quite apathetic about being embarrassed at an online forum.

[mrmitchell]

France to China (so f*cking top secret you could cut it with a knife)
Now is the time to strike at Mexico, while the public's anger at them is high. Our invasion forces are already ready to land. We will march on Mexico City when you say you're ready to act with us.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to FRANCE (Secret):
Ready.

[bipolarbear]

Now is the time to strike at Mexico, while the public's anger at them is high. Our invasion forces are already ready to land. We will march on Mexico City when you say you're ready to act with us.

Mexico is tired of being misrepresented! It is NOT Mexico City! It is De La Rochagrad!!!
NEWSFLASH!!!
Mexico has been sticking its metaphorical tongue into the most sensetive erogenous zone of Brazil, and they have thus consented, along with Panama and the entire Morgan Freeman Alliance to launch an all out nuclear and biological strike against the fascistic, hectoric nations of France, and douche bag(China).
Missiles are being deployed as we speak(type).

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to Russia super secret

HELP!

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to CHina and France

F*CK YOU!

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to World

wtf did we do to piss you off?

[mrmitchell]

ooc:
bipolarbear: IIRC, Mexico and Brazil don't have nuclear weapons. Sorry. I'll look it up in a minute

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in character:

FRANCE ATTACKED
France has been ATTACKED by certain Latin American nations with their entire biological weapons force, which consists of a guy with a cold and another guy who sneezes a lot. Fortunately they were sent to France by missile, so when the missile landed their bodies were effectively destroyed in the impact, but King Mrmitchell will not let this go by without our retaliation.

King Mrmitchell has authorized the landing of four-fifths of the French Army onto Mexican soil, including their new territories in Central America, and an air-bombing campaign of Brazil and Argentina.

In this time of great crisis and emergency, the draft has been reinstituted. All Frenchmen who join the army are promised hefty bonus checks once the situation resolves.

This is not a war of conquest. France only wishes to ensure that millions in the Americas can live in freedom and peace. We hope that the original beacon of democracy, the United States, will help us. But their President has enough troubles, so we will take any help we can get from any nation that offers it.

[mrmitchell]

France to Mexico

wtf did we do to piss you off?

You have spread your dictatorship to the millions from Belize to Panama, you have caused war and famine in Brazil, Argentina, and Chile, you have sent your own people to work camps without competition size foosball tables. The large majority of the Western Hemisphere is now enslaved under Mexican meddling, but we will not incite a rebellion in Mexico itself. That is up to your public: we only defend the other nations that cannot hold themselves against Zach De Rochagrad's tyranny.

[mrmitchell]

stats

Economy 53 (+3)
Army 43 (+1)
Navy 44 (+0)
Air 42 (+1)
Discontent 45 (+3 / why did we grab Luxembourg?)
Infrastructure 82 (+2)
Education 81 (+1)

Economy 50 (-6 workers going to war, but +3 for more war prod.)
Army 46 (+3, new recruits keeping the home front safe)
Navy 45 (+1, upgrades to transport troops to the West)
Air 43 (+1)
Discontent 45 (+5 antiwar movement, -5 nationalistic fervor)
Infrastructure 82 (+0. home investment suffers during war)
Education 78 (-3, education program diluted with pro-France sentiment)