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  • CHINA to AFGHANISTAN:
    We are glad to see you've emerged from the civil war.
    Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
    Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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    • CHINA to FRANCE:
      Our "wild demands"? I really hope you don't consider making a neutral zone a "wild demand", as it has been done before in the world with success.
      We also hope you don't consider CHINA investing in the Latin American economies to be a "wild demand", considering the only thing we get out of it is the knowledge that we have helped them.
      In fact, the newly submmited peace treaty does not benefit the people of China in any way.
      However if the French will use their veto to veto a resolution where the people of Latin America would be invested heavily in, where they would be educated, and where they would be safe....
      Then we'll just talk privately with Mexico, and this peace treaty will go down in history as a glorious product of the People's Republic despite Frances best intentions.
      France to China
      We will not veto your resolution, but we just think you're demanding the maximum of what we as a coalition had in mind at the beginning of the war. Considering how quickly Mexico replied to us, France can't accept its $10M fine to us.

      France to China (pretty damn secret)
      We don't wish to betray you. We just think you should go easier on Mexico.

      France to Afghanistan
      Congratulations that Afghanistan has formed its new government

      France to Afghanistan (TOP SECRET)
      ...and overthrown US oppression.
      meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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      • CHINA to FRANCE (Secret):
        How much easier?
        Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
        Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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        • France to China (Secret)
          Drop the neutral zone and the $10M fine requests. It is acceptable, however, to place Mexico's educational programs under international supervision.
          meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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          • CHINA to the WORLD:
            New peace treaty

            MEXICO WILL:
            -Place it's educational resources under international protection

            CHINA WILL:
            -Invest in the Mexican healthcare and education systems
            -Rebuild any damaged civilian infrastructure
            -Invest in Latin American interests.
            Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
            Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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            • In the World
              The USA hastily sets up an Iraqi government and leaves. But Iraq falls into anarchy. Iraq is reinvaded for its oil.

              Belgium, the Netherlands have joined against the French and German pressure they face.

              Spain is in its deepest economic recession.

              Denmark, Sweden, and Norway form the Scandinavian Alliance, and agree to protect each other against outside threats. Finland remains unallied.

              This is the new map, with changes made. The Mexican War has also been poorly drawn, with the dark green line showing Mexico's greatest extent and red lines showing French landings.
              meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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              • forgot to attatch the map
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                meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                • That map is bad. Use this one.
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                  Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                  Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                  • Until more starts happenning in Africa or South America, I will be using this version
                    meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                    • Mexico to China
                      for the last time f*ck off! We will not bend to you at all, even if it means that we are killed becasue of it. China can demand all that they want, and Mother mexico will not budge. Mexico urges China to do itself a favor and kindly leave us to seek peace by ourselves. Mexico will not submit to losing its independence to China, or any other nation.
                      Treaty proposal
                      Mexico will
                      -Not give any part of its country up to China
                      -Especially education
                      -the borders will remain the same
                      China will
                      -Keep out of Latin America
                      -collectively seek psychiatric help
                      -Build a SMALL, minimum security outpost in the middle of the biggest Mexican desert. They will only be allowed to move within a half a mile of the "base". The base wil bre made of sticks. The soldiers wil be unarmed. They will have no contact with their government. If they are accidentally shot, bombed, or tortured to death by desert bandits, Mexico IS NOT responsible. All food and water will have to be dropped from the air by China, via airplane.

                      On a sidenote, Mexico would like to point out that China actually killed its own people by bombing Mexico. There were Chinese prisoners in the Mexican prisons. Chinese prisoners were killed in the bombing.
                      Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                      Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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                      • CHINA to FRANCE and MEXICO (Secret):
                        France is the one who is making us back off. Either accept the peace deal or we will have to continue our hardline stance.
                        Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                        Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                        • Mexico to China and anyone else who secretely wants to rule Mexico
                          Mexico will not allow for its right to educate its people in whatever way we see fit, as long as it meets basic standards of decency to be taken away.
                          Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                          Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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                          • France to Mexico
                            Be assured that France will give your schools the same standards and staff that French schools have, and we will attempt to retain native Mexican teachers where we can.

                            France to Mexico (SECRET)
                            F*ck if I know what China would do, though.
                            meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                            • France News
                              France has just made a $100M grant to the Dominican Republic nationwide public schools system, which has been under French supervision for many months now. They are suddenly the new source for those individuals who are in high demand because of their excellent knowledge in fields of science, engineering, math, AND literature and the arts. They recently sponsored ALL of the candidates to both the International Science Fair and were the only public school system to send teams in every Olympic category.
                              meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                              • Afghanistan to China and France

                                Thank you for the welcoming


                                Afghanistan to France ((top secret))

                                Oh, but we are the Americans!


                                Afghanistan to Pakistan

                                Surrender the state of Baluchistan or face invasion!


                                note: out of courtesy for the other countries of the world I attach this map. Area demanded is outlined in red.
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