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  • Mexico to France
    Mexico does not require your help as of yet. We will keep your offer in mind. Mexico will send you aid, if you tkae down the Eiffel Tower, shape your flag like a hexagon, and turn your country over to Mexico.

    Mexican News
    Mexico is promoting peace, and has lowered its standards for U.S. immigration, prompting more draft dodgers to join the Mystical, Magical, Majestic, Magnificent, Myopic Empire of De la Rocha.
    Also, Vitality Adjournament Camp standards have been raised to an amazing level. The Quality of Life inside of the Camps is actually better than the standard of liveing for a basic(poor/average) citizen! This is prompting many to willingly join the camps in order to enjoy the low work hours, free food, and many foos ball tables available in the lounge area.
    Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
    Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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    • Russia buys Turkmenistan!

      Following the collapse of the Turkmenistani government from a combination of corruption, lack of funds, and rampant social problems such as diseases, hunger, and basically no money, Russia has moved in to “fix things”. And Russia will continue “fixing” countries until activity in this threat gets up again!

      Meanwhile, many factories in the motherland spring up, producing cheaper consumer goods. An expanding skilled workforce and business class is benefiting from the increasing wealth of surrounding countries. Russia’s medical system is getting to work right away to attempt to quell or at least contain the epidemics of Central Asia. Next target for economic improvement and increased trade: Byelorussia!


      2012 stats

      Economy: 47 (Turkmenistan is dirt poor)
      Army: 46 (eager recruits)
      Navy: 46
      Air: 43
      Discontent: 48 (concerns over why Russia is interfering in other counties)
      Infrastructure: 57 (Poor conditions in Turkmenistan)
      Education: 63 (Once again…Turkmenistan’s fault)
      Those walls are absent of glory as they always have been. The people of tents will inherit this land.

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      • CHINA to RUSSIA:
        Your recent expansions are threatening to Chinese interests.
        It is advised that you leave Asia alone.
        Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
        Long live teh paranoia smiley! http://www.eventis.ws/images/smilies/emot-tinfoil.gif

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        • France News
          -France has quietly absorbed Luxembourg and protected its citizens from the German threat. There was little resistance in the small but wealthy nation.

          Economy 50 (+1, recovery slowing some)
          Army 42 (+0)
          Navy 44 (+0)
          Air 41 (+1)
          Discontent 42
          Infrastructure 80
          Education 80 (+1)
          Economy 53 (+3)
          Army 43 (+1)
          Navy 44 (+0)
          Air 42 (+1)
          Discontent 45 (+3 / why did we grab Luxembourg?)
          Infrastructure 82 (+2)
          Education 81 (+1)
          meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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          • Map

            please correct if there are any mistakes
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            meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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            • Russia to China:

              Very Well. Since you always ask so nicely.
              Those walls are absent of glory as they always have been. The people of tents will inherit this land.

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              • France News
                France has offered economic assistance and close diplomatic ties to the Dominican Republic, which is expected to accept our offer.

                French officials denied that the offer was an attempt to influence politics in the Americas, and shot on sight any far left nut that wouldn't shut up about bullsh!t like "recolonization".
                meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                • Mexico's Vitality Adjournment Camps have become quite popular in the Central America area. Mexico has not only pleased the Cuban people, even the revolutionaries, but is actually having problems with too many people immigrating from the surrounding countries. The people in many of the neighboring countries are either immigrating by the clan, or demanding similar services from their governments. Mexico has had to begin to turn away many of the new draft dodgers and immgrants, and offer them the other option of military service. To lull more people into military service, Mexico has increased the work hours, and lowered benefits,and removed the foos ball tables from the lounge area of the vitality adjournment camps.
                  Mexico has massively improved its relations with the Dominican Republic.
                  Due to numerous uprisings in other Central American countries, Mexico is sending "advisors" to these countries to hopefully create some stability through communistic ideals.
                  (Secret) Mexico has bought off the political leaders of the D.R. and has diluted the D.R. political system with puppet politicians who act in favor of Mexico. Thsoe who do not comply have a tendency to die faster than those who do. Mexico is secretly smuggling massive amounts of cocaine, opium, and heroine into every country from Belize, to Panama. Mexico is also funding revolutionaries in these countries.
                  Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                  Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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                  • Mexico to France
                    In reference to your recent actions in D.R. Stay on your own side of the globe.
                    Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                    Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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                    • Mexico has...removed the foos ball tables
                      France cancels its aid program for Mexico because of the drop in standards at the vitality camps.
                      meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                      • In reference to your recent actions in D.R. Stay on your own side of the globe.
                        Mexico has become increasingly hostile to its superiors. France will step up its efforts to bring peace and democracy to not only the Dominican Republic but all of Latin America.

                        orders:
                        Serious money being poured into most Central American regimes.
                        meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                        • CHINA to MEXICO:
                          China has caught you in violation of the.....*Consults Council* Counter-revoluationary law! Pay $1M immediately or else!
                          Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                          Long live teh paranoia smiley! http://www.eventis.ws/images/smilies/emot-tinfoil.gif

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                          • France to Mexico (ULTRA SUPER DUPER TOP F*CKING SECRET)
                            Don't pay the fine to China. We will support you.

                            France to China (ULTRA SUPER DUPER DUPER F*CKING TOP SON OF A B*TCH SECRET)
                            Act outraged if they refuse your $1M demands. We will use it as an excuse to topple their dictatorship.
                            meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                            • Russia would like to Officially Not Respond to the Messages it Did Not See:


                              Russia to France, Mexico, and China:

                              So...How's everyone doing? Good? Glad to hear it. No-one's planning anything dastardly, right? Just making sure. Carry on.
                              Those walls are absent of glory as they always have been. The people of tents will inherit this land.

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                              • Mexico to China
                                China has caught you in violation of the.....*Consults Council* Counter-revoluationary law! Pay $1M immediately or else!
                                SUCK IT! Mexico has better excuses to topple little pointless countries than that. We are deeply offended by your vehement invective.
                                GENREAL ANNOUNCEMENT.
                                A case can be made that Mexico is "anti-peace". That, much like China's argument is a load or horsecrap so damn high, that it blocks out the sun for four hours a day! Mexico is pro-peace, and is only using imperialist tactics, b/c we have found a working strategy. We are having problems with over immigration. To quell those problems, then why not absorb that country, so that there is no longer an immigration problem.

                                Mexico to France
                                Thank you for dropping your support, and then bringing it back again. We have brought back the foos ball tables, but they are not the competition size.

                                Mexico to Russia
                                We will help you to overtake Japan, if you make massive donations to the Mexican military.

                                NEWS FLASH!!!
                                Mexico has taken as far down as Nicaragua! It IS a glorious day with state ordered partying, cheering, and happiness in the streets. As for Panama, we found them to be quite negotiable(international pressure) and so we decided to let them enjoy their own little nation, as long as Mexico is allowed free passage through Panama whenever we wish. It is doubtful that Mexico will ever use this though, because...well Panama if really f*cking small!
                                Mexico has funded an Argentinian revolution to take over Chile, becasue we couldn't find any reason not to.
                                Mexico has entered into a strong alliance/non agression treaty with Ecuador, Colombia, and Venezuela.
                                Mexico has been keeping a close eye on the Vatican City, who is suspected of plotting against the peaceful nation of Mexcio.
                                Mexican dictator De La Rocha, much to the dismay of the many people of the Mexican Empire is deciding to take his leave from office for an undisclosed amount of time. Replacing him will be Democratic Candidate Juan Kerry! Things aren't expected to change at all.
                                Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                                Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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