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  • Orders: Muster the army, prepare for war.

    ISA to Mexico: We muster not to attack you, but to aid our Chinese bretheren. We ask you to sign a document ensuring that you shall take no offensive actions against the ISA during the Chinese-Russian war. If you sign this pact, and then brake it, you shal feel my wrath!
    If I only had a brain...

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    • Mother Mexico to ISA:

      We muster too, but only defensively speaking. We will take absolutely NO actions, unless actions are taken against us. We don't th8nk that will happen, but then again, we're not completely sure. But yes, we will sign your pact.

      Mexico musters its mustard gas for defensive measures.
      Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
      Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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      • What about the Ketchup gas? Or the condiment bombs?
        If I only had a brain...

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        • Mexico would never lower itself to the level of barabarity that comes with using a ketchup bomb.(god that would look bloody bloody!) We admit that in the past we have comitted our fair share of atrocities, but Krthcup bombs are downright insensitive, disgusting, and inhumane. Relish mines MAYBE but that is as far as we will venture into the condiment field of weaponry.
          OOC: Aren't the number of posts left in this thread dwindling? Isn't there a 500 post limit? Oh boy it's sort of like a giant New Yearscount down, only nobody really cares, and this doesn't signal the apocalypse.

          Mexico announces that it is having a party ofr the "Magical 500th Post" or "Cinco Ciento de Posto". The citizens are quite confused, as to why they are being granted a day of rest, or optional state sponsored partying but they gladly accept any excuse to take a break from their tireless but rewarding work in the mexican mines.

          Mexican Underground Network News(What is thgought but not said)
          The work isn't really all that rewarding. The punch at the party was a tad bit sour.
          Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
          Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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          • Russia celebrates Cinco Ciento de Posto with an all out assault on Chinese forces. Armor and infantry attacks aided by missile and artillery bombardments and aristrikes, and the Pacific Navy has sailed nearly unopposed up to the shores of China to aid in the bombing campaign, missiles and airstrikes are being launched to disrupt/destroy Chinese supply lines into Russia.


            Russia to countries bordering China/anyone else who wants to help :

            You could be next on China's hit-list. Help us stop this menace now!
            Those walls are absent of glory as they always have been. The people of tents will inherit this land.

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            • China celebrates getting the 500th post in this thread!

              China responds to the Russian naval attack with a campaign of air strikes over naval targets.
              The Chinese air force also begins bombarding ground military targets, and defend Chinese triips as they march into Vladivostok.

              CHINA to RUSSIA:
              You cannot hope to stand up to the Chinese military. Surrender The Kuril and Sakhalin islands to Japan, surrender the Chita, Amur, Khabarovsk, Yakut, and Buryat Oblasts to China, return Karelia to Finland, and we shall end this pointless war you have provoked.

              CHINA to the CHINESE PEOPLE:
              The Russians dare to attack us....again! It is time to mobilize the branches of the Chinese military.
              Support your nation, support the dragon - Destroy the Russian military with utmost vigor!

              CHINA to AMERICA (Secret):
              Can we borrow your navy for a while?
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              • ISA to China (secret):
                Sure, but we will lead it

                The ISA celebrates the Cinco Ciento de posto with an attack on Kamchatka. Marines storm the beaches while Tanks roll in from Alaska. The Navy blokades the entire region and begins assaults on Russian provinces in the Arctic and Pacific Oceans.

                ISA to China:
                Happy now?

                ISA to Germany:
                You sure you want to stay neutral? You could profit greatly from this war.

                ISA to France and Mexico:
                Do you wish to join the Russian invasion?
                If I only had a brain...

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                • Mexico does not approve of the Russian invasion. However, we are mexico, so our opinion is basically irrelevant.
                  Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                  Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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                      Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                      Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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