mrmitchell's NES: Tough Times

[bipolarbear]

NEWS FLASHES FROM THE MAJESTIC, MYSTIC, MAGICAL, MAGNIFICIENT NATION OF MEXICO!

NEWS FLASH
That guy De La Rocha has decided, that as an act of penance, to appease the Chinese people, he will voluntarily sit in the corner for ten minutes with no breaks. The poeple of Mexico collectively hold their breath in suspense, as they wonder if their godlike leader can handle the physical stresses of this kind of inhumane torture.

NEWS FLASH! EXTRA!
After five minutes of collectively holding their breath the majority of the Mexican populace has passed out.

[bipolarbear]

Economy-45
Military-33
Dissent-15(angry that DLR is so nice to China)
Education-45
Infrastructure-50

[Nubclear]

The Chinese leader COMRADE TASSADAR is so pleased by your pathetic nation, he will forget your atrocities. For now.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to the country with PMS(China)
Using the exchange rate that was set forth by France, Mexico wil send 10 cents and a box of Midol to China. This is despite the fact that Mexican spies have obtained secret documents that detail China's racist ideas regarding the Mexican people. These papers go on to detail that this whole thing is a set up, becasue China collectlively is a littlebit small below the waist, and has to make up for that by bossing other nations around about pointless things that aren't even true. Meico is fighting to maintain neutrality, while Emperor De La Rocha recovers from his terrorizing ten minutes in the corner.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico retracts the above statement, and thanks China for understanding asa sign of good nature and hopes to improve relations, Mexico sends over a giant jello mold in the shpae of a trojan horse.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO (secret):
We are OUTRAGED!!!! We offer you peace, yet you insult us? HMPH?!
The Chinese Communist Council will meet tomorrow in emergency session, to vote on whether to turn your nation into a small Chinese state or not and if so, how much we should torture you before finally ending your pain!
Hmph!

[bipolarbear]

Meico to the almighty China and the Handsome Comrade Tassdar and his godly avatar
Mexico issued that staement before having read the peace agreement. Mexico retacted it. Mexico will send 5000$ in coupons to Tassdar, and will donate anther 5000$ to a charity of Tassdar's choosing in the name of the Honorable Lord Tassdar. Mexico will also set aside a small villa in Baja that Tassdar may rent at a discount rate when he retires from ruling the Chinese Empire. It comes complete with a retractable awning, swimming pool, working toilets, and your very own man servant named Hercule! And that's not all, you'll fly ther on Air Mexico in first class seats! A grand total worth of 10,000$!

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO:
Your money is worthless in China. We use your money for our insulation in our houses.
Allow us to construct a military base in Mexico City and we will forgive your crimes against us.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to China
Mexico is humbly admitting that iswas entirely wrong in ever writing the whole "Midol thing". Mexico also points out that it never sent any actual money to China, just coupons, and we donated money to the Peace Corps in your name. Either way, we have sent you, coupons, a large Jello mold i nthe shape of a trojan horse, and all of those statues of you. We were wrong, you were right. However, we are not, as many bigots would have you believe, stupid. We wil not allow any military base in Mexico City for two reasons. 1: It is stupid idea from our angle, and we, being people who are not stupid, will not do something stupid. 2: There is no Meixco City anymore. The city's name has been Changed to Zach De La Rochagrad. We do have a nice arrangement of prisons with plenty of vacancy though, so if you want to post unarmed soldiers in our prison cells, you may feel free to send them over anytime. It is stupid to avert to war when we hadjust reached peace. The Mexican people are,again, not stupid, andso we won't warmonger. Mexico would also like to state, that our money is not only worthlessi n China, it is worthless virtually everywhere else too. We also feel that an insulting remark is hardly a crime. Mexico would like to propose a peace treaty with China, because Mexico would like to pester other countries too. As a safety measure, Mexico is beginning to fortify all of its borders, and anybody entering the country will recieve two thorough cavity checks. Mexico is beginning to engage in heavy trade with Cuba.
Economy- drops to 40 due to fortification
Military- 37 due to fortification
Education-45.5 people smoking less opium
Dissent-10 due to fortification against chinese invasion
infrastructure-50

[Nubclear]

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CHINA to MEXICO:
You'll let us send unarmed combatants over and you'll host them? Neat.
Glory to the Mexican-Chinese friendship!

ORDERS: Begin transferring prisoners to Mexico.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to China
We acept your prisoners and are letting them enjoy all of the amenities of a wonderful Mexican Prison!

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO:
Right.
Make sure they get your "best treatment". Ha ha!

[bipolarbear]

Mexico has decided to metaphorically "beef up" its national pride. The sole focus is on the superiority of Mexio as a state, a wonderful communistic state. The state has two of its own television channels, one that emphasizes the pride of being a citizen of the all powerful, ever mighty, and oddly cutaneous Mexico, and the other focuses on the superiority of the CHicano race! Mexico has engraved in its people the great sense of pride that come with being a memeber of the national comunity of Mexico. The pride that comes from knowing, that we're all working for eachother and for the state. Mexico has thus changed its education system. CHildren are identified at birth, as being either academically inclined, or physically inclined. The academically inclined, are taken to special state run camps that emphasize the values of concentration, among other academic activities. The physically inclined are raised to be workers, and soldiers for the glorious state of Mexico. They are given special steriod suplements at key points in their development as soldiers. The prisoners in the Meixcan prison system are also put ot work, but with fewer breaks and food, for they have betrayed the Mexican empire, and their fellow citizens. Prison labor is focused primarily on creating weapons and such for the military. Dissenters are sent to the "vitality adjournment camps" where they work tirelessly under incessant watch. "Vitality Adjounment" usually takes a matter of weeks, so these places are rather empty. Mexico is continuing to strengthen its realtions with Cuba.

Economy- 47.2 new system is proving to be profitable, and Cuban relations are good!

Military- 45.0 Using the "Nike" tactic of cheap chinese labor to gain produce many supplies for a cheap price, the military is well supplied

Education- 15.3/50.1 - 15 for the workers 50 for the state employed academics

Dissent- 15.3- but they're all in the "Vitality Adjournment Camps"

Infrastructure- 52.5 militarizing country involves infrastructure upgrades.

[mrmitchell]

France News
The King has set up a House of Rich Backstabbing Mother****ing Liars to lead the country. They will be elected by the people, and each "campaign" for their positions. This is due to France wanting more voice in its government. I will show them the error in their ways--they must be blind, if they wish to have less of King Mrmitchell's control in politics.

France is slightly disturbed at Mexico's Vitality Adjournment Camps, but we will not take action yet. We wish to ensure that your prisoners are being given the minimum requirements that any decent, human country would give to any human being.

Economy 49 (+2)
Army 42 (+1)
Navy 44 (-1)
Air 40 (+3)
Discontent 45 (-5; new work and new infrastructure)
Infrastructure 78 (+2)
Education 79 (+1)

Economy 50 (+1, recovery slowing some)
Army 42 (+0)
Navy 44 (+0)
Air 41 (+1)
Discontent 42 (-3; new freedom to elect greedy powerhungry bastards of their choice)
Infrastructure 80 (+2, the France Infrastructure Corporation continues to work)
Education 80 (+1)

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to France

What exactly get's your metaphorical goat about the adjournmnet camps? What can we do, within reason to improve realtions with France? Besides getting rid of the vitality adjournment camps of course! As a sign of good will, Mexico has signed up all of the "power hungry bastards" for the fruit of the month club! Also, Mexico has also sent you some waorkers, supplies, and machinery to aid in the improvement of your infrastructure. Mexico has also ensured that those who are employed in the vitality adjournment camps are getting slightly more rations, and an extra hour and a half of sleep time.