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I read the title as "important things to say at a wake" 
I double checked once I started reading the post.
I double checked once I started reading the post.
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Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse
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"Why all the sad faces? You'd think someone died."To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Don't turn up dressed as Batman (Adam West variety).One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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Another actually heard at a wake...
"She's better off without him"Keep on Civin'
RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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For a closed casket wake:
"Let's crack it open and take a peak.""Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
"I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
"Stuie is right...." - GuynemerComment
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"Finally"Comment
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Isn't he about a 42 extra large.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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The widow and I would like to announce our engagement.
At least he wasn't really one of us.
Its almost Easter... lets wait a couple of days & see what happens.
We have to keep this up for seven more days?!?! (Jewish only)
At a twins funeral, "So which one died again?"There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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I like that mentality. Its not that I wanna be a jackass, I just cant bear people trying to be somber about it.. and you KNOW some people are trying.Originally posted by kring
I wouldn't mind having you at my wake, not that it will be anytime soon. I want my wake to be a happy time, a celebration of my life, not a sad time like many wakes.
Something one of my friends would do is to plant a cell phone or pager on the dear departed and then call/page them, usually at a somber moment during the wake.
I would prefer to be cremated but I guess I can have a wake before I'm tossed into the furnace I guess. Ack I'm too young to think of these things.:-pComment
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boooring. (insert yawning and similar here)
(by the way, that's not related to the contents of the thread...heh.)Hi, I'm a sig virus. Pass me on by putting me in your sig!Comment
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This food sucks. What a cheapskate.We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.Comment
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(at a non-christian funeral)
"He's with Jesus now."There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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To the widow: "I wonder if Rigamortus affects all muscles!"
To the guest of honor: "Well, thats one way to welch on a bet"
To the guest of honor: "I told you your spouse hit the wall, why did you get those glasses?"
Mummble the whole time: "Luck Bastard"Comment
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(at a non-christian funeral)
"He's with Jesus now."
Tempting.
Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!Comment
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*stand by coffin*
*throw bouquet of flowers as if coming from coffin*
CATCH!!Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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