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  • #31
    DEFINITELY like Butch and Sundance

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    • #32
      I'll have to agree with George Carlin on this one. "When I die, I just wanna spontaneously burst into flames on the crosstown bus. Wouldn't that be great?"

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      • #33
        If it transpires that my "other plan" to cheat death entirely doesn't succeed, and I'm left a crippled old man dying slowly of a wasting illness, then I intend to hire a contract killer to dispose of me in a suitably dramatic way.
        Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
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        • #34
          Boris,

          The only way that guys death could have been better is if the show went on.

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          • #35
            I think it is generally considered bad form to continue on with the show when a cast member dies during it.*











            *Only applies to principal characters. Chorus members and supernumeraries can be propped up until the end of the show.
            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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            • #36
              I sure want to die in my bed after a long life. And please, please nobody should try to revive me and 'massage' my dead heart with electric shock.

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              • #37
                A quick scan of the thread and no one has said dying of overexertion, most preferably through having sex with an fit 17 year old girl?
                One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                • #38
                  Make it 16, since that's as legal as 17.
                  Up The Millers

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                  • #39
                    BC :
                    Spectator did, somehow
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                    • #40
                      BC:

                      How can they know what they've never had?

                      By that reasoning, I'll go with in my sleep sometime between the age of 70-80. Boring, yes, but at least not bloody.
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                      • #41
                        how would the fact that you died after (supposedly) amazing sex change the fact that you died from a heart attack, all the pain included?

                        If I had to die I would like to do something great while at it, like Bruce Willis in Armageddon. and yes, I know that movie was crap, I just liked the part where he's there alone, alot.
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • #42
                          Actually, I want to die by strappin a bunch of dynamite around me and setting a timer to it so that I explode right before I hit the ground after jumping out of a plane... That would be a rush.

                          And yes, I will pretend like I am swimming on my way down.
                          Monkey!!!

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                          • #43
                            Seriously though I don't mind the way I go.. All is good if I know I did something with my life and I don't have big regrets of not doing something. Then, it's all good.
                            In da butt.
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Azazel
                              how would the fact that you died after (supposedly) amazing sex change the fact that you died from a heart attack, all the pain included?
                              People like S&M don't they?
                              One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                              • #45
                                I want to die from a comet impact to the head.
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