How do you want to die?

[ThePlagueRat]

Memento Mortem, the Romans used to say. - Remember death. Of course I don't wanna die, but that is not an option. I have always wondered about what the best way is... Going out in a blaze of glory, or after a long and tiresome life?

[Japher]

I want to choke on a banana

[Caesar the Great]

uhhh....... i'm not sure what you would be doing with a banana that far down your throat in the first place

[ThePlagueRat]

Arrgh! I forgot the banana option, AGAIN!

[Sava]

Dying in my sleep after living a health 135 years sounds good. Or perhaps not dying at all, who knows what the future holds.

[Spiffor]

Dying by a swift bullet in my throat, shot by myself, at the precise date, hour and minute that I want. I just dislike not being in control of my death.

[ThePlagueRat]

Sava, you CHEATER!
Ok, not dying at all would be preferrable, so if you really insist on not dying, I think cryogenics could be the thing.

[Caesar the Great]

i think not knowing when you're going to die makes life a little more interesting..... i don't think i'd ever be able to pull the trigger unless i was dieing of some extremely painful uncurable illness etc

[Boris Godunov]

The best way to die is on stage, whilst performing in an actual death scene. The one from Boris Godunov would be the best, of course...

[Richelieu]

Originally posted by Spiffor
Dying by a swift bullet in my throat, shot by myself, at the precise date, hour and minute that I want. I just dislike not being in control of my death.

Why in the throat ? Any particular reason ? (As opposed to heart, mouth etc...)
Just wondering.

[Spiffor]

Boris :
It reminds me of Molière, who died on stage. IIRC, he was playing The Imaginary Invalid

[loinburger]

My brother and I have a pact that we'll commit suicide by sledding down the Grand Canyon in winter once we turn senile in eighty-odd years. Unfortunately, by then we'll likely be so senile that we'll both forget our pact, so we'll just have to die of something boring like syphilis.

[ThePlagueRat]

Originally posted by Caesar the Great
i think not knowing when you're going to die makes life a little more interesting..... i don't think i'd ever be able to pull the trigger unless i was dieing of some extremely painful uncurable illness etc

Then I'd rather shoot myself with a syringe, filled with heroin...

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Richelieu
Why in the throat ? Any particular reason ? (As opposed to heart, mouth etc...)
Just wondering.

Erm, i meant mouth, not throat. I heard it was the least painful way and the most efficient one. When I want to die, I don't want to suffer in the process.

[Bereta_Eder]

while sh!tting

a sweet death