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Sid Meier taught me that it is fine to take all the credit for somebody else's work. 
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Civ 1 taught me that Stalin has a killer smile."mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
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"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
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well, he did... it goes with the moustache.Originally posted by monolith94
Civ 1 taught me that Stalin has a killer smile."I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott CardComment
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Civ3 taught me that there is no shame in wearing dipers... even warriors do!
My words are backed with hard coconuts.Comment
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EU has taught me that it's not only possible for Pirates to discover the new world, but that they could be more powerful than any nation-state.http://monkspider.blogspot.com/Comment
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Pirates! taught me that a poorly commanded frigate was no match for a well captained sloop. The same applies to war galleons
Pinnace v. Galleon, baby, that's where it's at!
Also, Pirates! taught me that town militias will suicidally charge superior pirate forces hiding in forests.
A LOT (infinite, even) of ships carrying Incan treasure went down but had the treasure rescued and then buried in random spots arround the Carribean.
If you fight & capture (or sink) a ship on the high seas, somehow the nearest town hears about before you can get there.
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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Master of Orion 3 tought me that the universe is a very boring place.Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse
Do It OurselvesComment
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And GalCiv taught us how Master of Orion 3 was wrong.
I watched you fall. I think I pushed.Comment
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Let us not forget the main lesson that Civ taught us: there is no such thing as corruption in a democracy, and bribery is completely ineffective."Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.
Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.Comment
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Civ 2 taught me that drunken orgies increase population.
Civ 1 taught me that 50 settlers on one square do the same amount of work as 1 settler.
Civ 1 taught me that the Romans were backwards to prefer Legions over Chariots.
Civ 2 taught me that it costs more to bribe 10,000 people in a settler than a city of several million.
Civ 1 taught me that aliens really built the pyramids...AI magically gets wonders when they need them.
Civ 2 taught me that communist governments never experience corruption.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!Comment
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Civ2 taught me that if you stumble upon a primative native tribe they will teach you all sorts of cool stuff.
Civ2 taught me that you can clean up nuclear radiation in a decade.
Civ2 taught me that Leonardo was a wizard who would upgrade your troops without any training or costs at all.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Well, I guess it's fun to make jokes about Civ, but without Civ I would never know HER!Attached FilesWithin weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
And notifying the next of kin
Once again...Comment
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deepeeLast edited by Stefu; April 10, 2003, 18:12."Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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Civ 1 taught me that people really do come out of cauliflowers - those cauliflowers are stacked in granaries and when there are enough cauliflowers tens of thousands of new citizens walk out.
(Or rather, Civ 2 taught me that - I never figured out the exact mechanism for population increase in Civ 1 when playing it)"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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oh, you beautiful half asian half russian dynamo.Originally posted by Hueij
Well, I guess it's fun to make jokes about Civ, but without Civ I would never know HER!"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott CardComment
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