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From:NCA
To:SecDef.
CC: Joint Chiefs, CIA, NSA, DIA, ATF etc.
Re: Menace of "Superman".
In the past year since his appearence in Metropolis the entity known by the media as "Superman" has saved a space shuttle, thwarted numerous schemes by Bald Corporate Bastards, and generally stopped small scale crime throughout Metropolis, bizarrely criminals still flock to the city.
Dispite these events, there is much we do not know of "Superman", other than that he is an extraterristrial from the planet "Kyrpton", a claim NASA, the Sagan Institute, and the Randi Foundation find dubious. He appears to be immune to all manner of American small-arms weaponry, as well as prototype weapons from the LexLuthorCorp. Flight, superspeed, "Heat Vision", "Ice Breath", and superhuman strength is just the tip of the iceberg.
"Superman" has declined to be examined by several dozen promient institutions, from Texas A&M to S.T.A.R. Labs. To this day we do not know what his limits are, but backup plans must be made.
National Command Authority has ordered devolpement of a 'black' project that would disable and/or kill "Superman". America is very vulnerable to this menace, and as yet his true intentions are unknown, even more worrisome, there is a high likelyhood that if "Superman" man is indeed a E.T., then there could be others like him. A solution must be found as soon as practical.
You are hereby authorized an amount of (Ludricous sum) to devolp a way to kill Superman as a contingency plan to our national security. America's fate, if not the world's, may rest on you.
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Rules of engagement:
1. Post-Crisis, so no kryptonite! It is too rare to be of use.
2. No magic. The Federal guv'ment does not believe in such jibber-jabber.
3. Limit civilian casualties. This means the nuclear option must be weighed very carefully.
You, the worlds Brightest (I always laugh when Apolyton is refered to like that) must come up with a plan. I'm confident you'll be able to do it.
To:SecDef.
CC: Joint Chiefs, CIA, NSA, DIA, ATF etc.
Re: Menace of "Superman".
In the past year since his appearence in Metropolis the entity known by the media as "Superman" has saved a space shuttle, thwarted numerous schemes by Bald Corporate Bastards, and generally stopped small scale crime throughout Metropolis, bizarrely criminals still flock to the city.
Dispite these events, there is much we do not know of "Superman", other than that he is an extraterristrial from the planet "Kyrpton", a claim NASA, the Sagan Institute, and the Randi Foundation find dubious. He appears to be immune to all manner of American small-arms weaponry, as well as prototype weapons from the LexLuthorCorp. Flight, superspeed, "Heat Vision", "Ice Breath", and superhuman strength is just the tip of the iceberg.
"Superman" has declined to be examined by several dozen promient institutions, from Texas A&M to S.T.A.R. Labs. To this day we do not know what his limits are, but backup plans must be made.
National Command Authority has ordered devolpement of a 'black' project that would disable and/or kill "Superman". America is very vulnerable to this menace, and as yet his true intentions are unknown, even more worrisome, there is a high likelyhood that if "Superman" man is indeed a E.T., then there could be others like him. A solution must be found as soon as practical.
You are hereby authorized an amount of (Ludricous sum) to devolp a way to kill Superman as a contingency plan to our national security. America's fate, if not the world's, may rest on you.
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Rules of engagement:
1. Post-Crisis, so no kryptonite! It is too rare to be of use.
2. No magic. The Federal guv'ment does not believe in such jibber-jabber.
3. Limit civilian casualties. This means the nuclear option must be weighed very carefully.
You, the worlds Brightest (I always laugh when Apolyton is refered to like that) must come up with a plan. I'm confident you'll be able to do it.
interesting. 
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