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  • #16
    Ok,sun is the key. I think we should trick him somehow into a heart of a gas giant.

    I think we should send an empty missile at jupiter, and say we're doing it for research. When the missile crashes on Jupiter, we'll inform the world that the supposed research missile has succefully arrived to Jupiter, and we'll describe the parameters of the hypothetica device onboard, that will have the criteria needed to cause a massive blast that would destroy Jupiter, and harm badly the solar system. We, of course wouldn't say it is dangerous, but anyone smart enough will be able to connect the dots. If Superman will understand the supposed danger, or some civilian will explain to him the hypothetical consequences, He'll fly straight to try and get the supposed device before it explodes. ( we'll make the announcement in an exactly appropriate time). I don't think he would be able to see anything under the surface of Jupiter ( there is an enormous amount of radiation there), so he'll plunge into jupiter trying to find it. He won't even notice as his power drains from:

    a) being far away from the sun.
    b) plunging into Jupiter and not getting any sunlight at all.
    urgh.NSFW

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    • #17
      Azazel; Or Jupiter's immense gravity pressure could possibly fataly harm him.

      C'mon Apolyton! Where's all the brillance!
      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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      • #18
        1. Use Heidi Klum as bait.
        2. Poison him.
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        • #19
          I like Sandman's method, but I fear Superman could fly out sideways when the lead block drops. Even a few walls wouldn't stop him, and if you make it thick enough to stop him flying through, then he'd suspect something.
          Yes, but he would not immediately cotton on to the fact that he was being cocooned in several billion tons of lead. He would probably expect it to be a 'normal' building collapsing, and thus try to wait it out, or try to do something which did not involve escaping.

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          • #20
            Azazel; Or Jupiter's immense gravity pressure could possibly fataly harm him.
            fatally harm him? what is he, Superman or some sort of a wuss?
            Sure Jupiter's gravity sucks, but if the guy can toss nuclear missiles I don't think this should be much of a problem.

            I
            urgh.NSFW

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            • #21
              Sandman's and Obiwan's may be the best so far, although there would have to be a few modifications. (Superman can hold his breath for an extened period of time and may be able to get in time.)
              So I have to work on the motivations, why would Superman submit to an analysis of his powers?

              All we really need to do is lock him in the room, and turn on the red lights.

              Release a bio-engineered plague into the population. Since Superman has a very fast brain, ask him to help with the researchers inside this government bunker.

              You don't need the lead lined blindfolds, but you can line the bunker with lead, and make sure that while you are walking Superman down the bunker, you kidnap his adoptive parents, and trap them in another part of the lead lined bunker. This way Superman has no idea that his adoptive parents have been captured, and no idea where they are located within the bunker.

              Walk him down to the lead lined room, while setting the lock to go off with tampering, or 1 incorrect password, or if the lock is smashed, superman's adoptive parents are dropped into a vat of acid.

              Now, once the door is locked, you can turn on the red-lights, causing Superman to lose his powers. Then you can inject him with poison.

              After Superman is dead, wait for the plague to wear off after a 96 hour period.
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              • #22
                Why don't we simply get him addicted to Apolyton? Then he'd be too busy to be dangerous and we ouldn't need to kill him.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #23
                  Sneak up behind him and hit him with a brick inna sock.
                  "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
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                  • #24
                    Obiwan; IIRC, red light has as much effect as "no light", meaning he would lose power at the same rate as if he were just inside a normally lit building.
                    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                    • #25
                      Lure him into the bottle city of Kandor and then stick a cork in it.
                      "We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine

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                      • #26
                        Why do people keep bringing up pre-crisis stuff?
                        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                        • #27
                          Get out your slide collection and slowly bore him to death.
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Lonestar
                            Why do people keep bringing up pre-crisis stuff?
                            Kandor exists post-Crisis (although without the cork, I believe).
                            "We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Static Universe


                              Kandor exists post-Crisis (although without the cork, I believe).
                              You sure?
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                              • #30
                                Build Meson Gun. Shoot Superman.
                                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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