Complete the Story!

[puglover]

Let's take a break from all the crazy Iraq and "I hate Bush" threads and have a little fun. How about a round of COMPLETE THE STORY!!!! I'll post three sentences, then you will post three sentences continuing the story. I'll start with this...

He climbed into the spaceship. He was going to be one of the first human beings on Mars! Him and his team of scientists, pilots, and crew were going on a very historic expedition.

[Ben Kenobi]

But wait! The launch has been delayed, as a massive hailstorm erupts near Cape Canaveral. Sinking into his seat, the dejected pilot, Buzz Lightyear, waits for the sterilised attendents to strap him out of the cockpit.

[puglover]

Buzz returns to the base. He's very discouraged. Fellow astronauts try to cheer him up but to no avail.

[Datajack Franit]

He says "I'm an homosexual astronaut"

[Sheik]

The media swarms and the next day the tabloids read,

"Gay in Space! And not Ashamed!

[Boris Godunov]

Marge! Change the channel!

[Datajack Franit]

I want to divorce!

[Ben Kenobi]

"Why honey? Haven't I been good enough for you? Is it the cooking?"

[Datajack Franit]

Nope, it's because I'm homosexual as well

[Skanky Burns]

Just then, Tatu knocked on the door.

[Ben Kenobi]

"Make sure you bring someone handsome, and not one of your drinking buddies. That includes Moe."

[Az]

Buzz chuckled, and walked to the kitchen, to grab a can of his favourite spam.

[Q Classic]

As his hand neared the spam however, he accidentally triggered a special insta-inter-dimensional-mega-hyper-super-ultra-teleport-transporter II mouse trap.

[Az]

*ouch!*

MAAAARGE! I told you to take the IIDMHSUTT off the fridge.

[Paul Hanson]

"Ain't no-one taking stuff off me", the fridge told Buzz.