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    Please don't delete - Point and laugh thread I need

    So... have you ever convinced your friends casually you're sleeping with that special girl you're hanging with, only to stave off a reputation that you might be gay?

    ...and no, me and asher have never met - moron!@@!#
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    no, but I slipped and landed on my ass on the way to my car today. According to NYS law I think I can sue the property owner even though Im uninjured. But I was too lazy.
    :-p

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    • #3
      no

      everyone knows that I am geting no action

      and there is always someone saying that I am gay (has been so since I was 12, hell, my dad thought I was gay for a while (maybe still))

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        Re: Please don't delete - Point and laugh thread I need

        Originally posted by Zylka
        So... have you ever convinced your friends casually you're sleeping with that special girl you're hanging with, only to stave off a reputation that you might be gay?
        My existence from 17-22. Thanks.
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          Re: Please don't delete - Point and laugh thread I need

          Originally posted by Zylka
          So... have you ever convinced your friends casually you're sleeping with that special girl you're hanging with, only to stave off a reputation that you might be gay?
          Nope.

          Most people don't believe me when I say I'm bi though.

          Then again, I hate fashion, I like rock music, I like hockey, I don't have a lisp, I'm not limp-wristed, and I don't use words like "fabulous".
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          • #6
            But you have highlights in your hair.
            I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Skanky Burns
              But you have highlights in your hair.

              This is true -- and I also keep a toned body.

              Unfortunately, highlights are extremely common among straights where I live too.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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              • #8
                Re: Please don't delete - Point and laugh thread I need

                Originally posted by Zylka
                So... have you ever convinced your friends casually you're sleeping with that special girl you're hanging with, only to stave off a reputation that you might be gay?
                My friends usually assume that I'm not gay since I don't try to play grabass with them.

                Actually, if I started telling them that I was banging some chick, then it might actually cause them to start thinking that I was gay. I'm usually pretty closed about my sex life, so if I suddenly started giving them all of the gory details then they'd probably assume that I was trying to hide a newly discovered penchant for buggery.
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                  Re: Re: Please don't delete - Point and laugh thread I need

                  Originally posted by loinburger


                  My friends usually assume that I'm not gay since I don't try to play grabass with them.
                  Newsflash! Gay men, especially closeted ones, don't generally go around playing grabass with their friends...
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                  • #10
                    I've got loinburger in a wheelbarrow as we speak.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Re: Re: Please don't delete - Point and laugh thread I need

                      Originally posted by Boris Godunov


                      Newsflash! Gay men, especially closeted ones, don't generally go around playing grabass with their friends...
                      Dammit! there goes another stereo-typical image down the drain!


                      :-p

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                      • #12
                        What is with you and gardening, Ted?
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                          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                            Newsflash! Gay men, especially closeted ones, don't generally go around playing grabass with their friends...
                            That may be, but my male friends are composed of a. guys who don't know any better since they don't know many homosexuals, and b. guys who don't know any better because all of their homosexual friends are flaming. So, as far as either group is concerned, if I'm not playing grabass then I'm probably not a homosexual.
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                              Re: Re: Re: Please don't delete - Point and laugh thread I need

                              Originally posted by Boris Godunov


                              Newsflash! Gay men, especially closeted ones, don't generally go around playing grabass with their friends...
                              But Boris, according to the conservative backlash against decent respect for other people, we're not suppose to let others know that we're offended by it.
                              Remember -- we're PC psychos if we're offended by negative, stereotypical remarks.

                              Shut up, and put up with it, is the motto I guess.
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