Why are things so much better with alcohol?

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
It's not that things go better with alcohol, it's just that with alcohol you're delusional.

Well, problem solved. I remembered that I have a bottle of black sambuca (right next to my monitor), and thus no need for dilution of my alcoholics.

drunk 'Poly posting is fun, but could get you banned

Thats the best time to be posting - the mods let you get away with just that much more...

[Skanky Burns]

Just remember:
Alcohol + water (seperately of course) == happiness and bliss.
Alcohol + !water == unhappiness and messy carpets.

[Bosh]

aaaaaah, I wasn't the only one drinking on a monday night apparently (hey how can you now get smashed when there's a blizzard?). Playing a drinking game version of a strange swedish board game can be unfortunate especially when the mixers run out...

[Monk]

Skanky dude,

Why the milk, man? Cool it off and pass it down.

[Dis]

yes I haven't been drunk in over 2 years I'm sure.

In any case I just drink a few drinks. The other day at a bar I drank 4 coronas. Those are weak beers. It did not get me drunk, but enough to give me a nice buzz. I would have drank good beer if they had it. But they had no good beer . I stick with corona over miller light, coors, or bud.

[sabrewolf]

why?

an example. here the same lady.

first without alcohol, then with alcohol

[Ned]

Dissident, you actually like sex drunk?

[Dis]

that chick on the right looks like a total slut. not that I'm complaining.

and no I have never had sex drunk. But I almost always have had a beer (or drink) or two, or 3 or 4 before having sex. But I can't remember ever having sex while being drunk. In fact the only time I haven't been under the influence of alcohol while having sex is when I have morning sex. But that doesn't happen too often with me though . Even though I love it What better use for that morning wood. Some women don't like that though because their breath smells and their hair is a mess. That doesn't affect me doing it doggy style though

[MRT144]

mmmmmmm aria giovani....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by Dissident
that chick on the right looks like a total slut. not that I'm complaining.

and no I have never had sex drunk. But I almost always have had a beer (or drink) or two, or 3 or 4 before having sex. But I can't remember ever having sex while being drunk. In fact the only time I haven't been under the influence of alcohol while having sex is when I have morning sex. But that doesn't happen too often with me though . Even though I love it What better use for that morning wood. Some women don't like that though because their breath smells and their hair is a mess. That doesn't affect me doing it doggy style though

Whoaaaaaaaa! That's to much information.

[Kramerman]

Ive never been drunk. Ive no moral quelms with it, I just feel like a better man for abstaining from something that Ive seen first hand make people feel like ****, ruin relationships, and even take life

Ive been told, however, that I should try it, at least once. I've thought about it, my abstaining does almost seem irrational, as I would believe myself to be very responsible with alcohol, and I am certain as can be that no harm would come from me drinking.

What do yall think?

Kman

and if i do get drunk, no beer! ewww *shivers in disgust*

[Six Thousand Year Old Man]

Alcohol is the great equalizer.

Ugly girls become beautiful.

Good pool players become less focused, bad ones lose the tension in their shoulders and are more skilled.


and so on...

[Tiamat]

edit: to long winded of a post for such a fun thread

[Ben Kenobi]

K-man:

I just feel like a better man for abstaining from something that Ive seen first hand make people feel like ****, ruin relationships, and even take life.

Then don't. Nothing wrong with abstaining. Being drunk is not too bad a feeling, but it's not worth worrying over.