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**Paul Hanson** · February 18, 2003, 06:38

It's not a drug, it's a drink.

**Asher** · February 18, 2003, 06:39

I read it as "better than alcohol", in which case I'd agree and list a bunch of things.

The only plus alcohol has it it's legal and cheap.

**Urban Ranger** · February 18, 2003, 06:39

Not necessarily. Try driving, for example.

**CerberusIV** · February 18, 2003, 07:01

Re: Why are things so much better with alcohol?

Originally posted by Dissident

The only bad thing, is it is harder to type.

Try one of those voice dictation programs. Of course you will reach the point where your speech is so slurred the program can't make sense of it but the results at that stage might give us all a laugh.

**Dis** · February 18, 2003, 07:03

driving is better with alcohol as well.

I don't do it because there are other people who could be affected.

But I see nothing wrong with driving drunk in a field by myself.

btw I'm not drunk. I haven't been drunk in many years. But I am enjoying a brew.

**MattHiggs** · February 18, 2003, 07:06

I haven't been drunk in many years

**Solly** · February 18, 2003, 07:11

I haven't been drunk since Saturday.

**Skanky Burns** · February 18, 2003, 07:15

I haven't had a drink since last night.

/me pours himself a bourbon.

**aaglo** · February 18, 2003, 07:19

Alcohol is not a drug. Period.

This had to be said, I don't want to be a drug addict...

**Al'Kimiya** · February 18, 2003, 07:43

Haven't been drunk in over five years and I'm better than all of you because of it

**aaglo** · February 18, 2003, 07:48

Better???

I would use the word "dry" in that context...

**Timexwatch** · February 18, 2003, 07:56

Two words:

BEER GOGGLES

What other concoction can turn a 5 into a 10?

**Traianvs** · February 18, 2003, 08:20

Well I haven't been drunk until last night..

being drunk sucks...when i lay myself on the bed everything goes berzerk in the head, i hate that feeling.. i can also have fun when i'm sober actually, when you're drunk you just laugh because you're drunk, not because something is particularly funny!

Of course, certain chicks do look nicer when you're drunk, but when i'm drunk nothing can turn me on anyway so you won't see be doing bad stuff, hehe

**aaglo** · February 18, 2003, 08:25

Trajanus - I have a tip for you.

If you lay down on the bed, and the 'room starts spinning around', all you have to do is put your leg on the floor - ZAP - spinning stops immediately. It works every time

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