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"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
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A lot of alone time in a private place.
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Keep smiling and pretend you're listening to her while you put pills in her drinkI will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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additional challenge:
She is a supermodel.
She is very smart.
You don't know her.
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Agreed.
Get her drunk.You make my life and times
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Nah, it usually doesn't help your long-term prospects to vomit on your prospective girlfriend, nor does it help to induce them to vomit. Also, flacidity is not your friend.
Just do something like grab her ass, but be real casual about it. Then when she says something like "Hey, you're grabbing my ass," reply by saying something like "Damn straight! Wutang!" Your mileage may vary, of course.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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This happened to me three months and two days ago, and I look forward to seeing her again after the three months we have been apart.
I didn't actually do anything here, but I realise what set her thinking. The Spice Girls actually said it best here - no, seriously. "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends". I have been friends with her for a year and a half, and over that time had become very good friends with her best friends/flatmates. I guess it helped that my best friend dated her best friend for a while as well. All this time our friend circles were merging, and wherever I went, she was there too. What finally convinced her that I was worthy were her friends' attitudes to me. They were my friends as much as they were hers, and friends always want to see you happy. Whilst some of their boyfriends were away a couple of them started compensating through other relationships and friends, and there were the two of us - both single, both got on really well, both known to these people very well and both deemed to be compatible.
Insert mild amounts of alcohol to lessen inhibitions a little and BANG - she asked me out.Comment
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Long private discussion is the way to go. A little bit of alcohol helps to lose inhibition, but you won't have anything meaningful if you get her drunk, or if you're drunk yourself."I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
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"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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It really helps if you are more aquaintances than really close friends. Then she isn't risking something she might regard as valuable (your friendship) for something that might be risky (a romantic relationship). If you have already gone past the point of aquaintanceship you can still win her, but it's a tighter line you must walk. To your credit you should have a lot of understanding about what she wants and who she is (that is unless you do all of the talking). Working against you is the comfortable relationship that you already have, that could be ruined effectively by a romance gone awry.
I would take every opportunity to be there when she might be open to an approach, ie when she is drunk (not puking, can't remember last night drunk, just inhibitions lowered having a good time drunk) or lonely etc. Don't be obvious, just be there. If it is meant to be she will fall into your arms when the time is right.He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
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Just do something like grab her ass, but be real casual about it. Then when she says something like "Hey, you're grabbing my ass," reply by saying something like "Damn straight! Wutang!" Your mileage may vary, of course.
Change "grab her ass" to "stick your thumb up her ass" and you have my exact recommendation. I guess I'm a little bit more forward than Loinburger...
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I'd prefer not to make that conversion
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I'm 14.75, she's barely 14, so the get her drunk option isn't really viable.
I'm one of two best friends if that changes the picture. I'm close to her friends, and she's close to mine, but my friends and her friends aren't."You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
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Well, does she know how you feel?
I made this same conversion at that age, and it was tight. We were friends, we went out for a bit, and then we went back to being friends. Things were a little tense since I ditched her at the homecoming dance, but we all got over that stoned mishap.John Brown did nothing wrong.Comment
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No, and that is why I am asking about the best way to tell her.Originally posted by Felch X
Well, does she know how you feel?
"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
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