Great lines from the Simpsons

[Hobbes]

"Oooh, the Germans are mad at me... I'm so scared! Oooooh, the Germans... Uh oh... "
'Stop it, please Mr. Burns'
"The Germans are coming after me... Oh, don't let the Germans come after me... "
'Please Mr. Burns!'
"Oh, the Germans are coming after me... No, they're so big and strong... "
'Stop wit da making fun!'
"Protect me from the Germans, Smithers! The Germans!"

[mrboo123]

Originally posted by Trajanus
-Smithers: So Mr.Burns, are you going to donate that 1 million dollar to the disabled children charity fund after all?
-Mr.Burns: If pigs fly Smithers....
....
*They both watch homer's pig fly past their window*

Rest of it (from memory):

Smither: Are you going to donate that money soon Mr. Burns?

Mr. Bruns: No.