Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

A Gimp horror story for Halloween

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #61
    She sighed and passed Bulldog a leather-bound book. Since she carried no baggage and wore a skin-tight catsuit, this simple act would cause Rah sleepless nights for years to come as he would ponder where it had come from.

    OMG, I killed my keyboard...
    Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
    And notifying the next of kin
    Once again...

    Comment


    • #62


      Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
      "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

      Comment


      • #63
        Excellent work.
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

        Comment


        • #64
          Why, oh why, must we wait for more!
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

          Comment


          • #65
            doesn't cover it!
            I refute it thus!
            "Destiny! Destiny! No escaping that for me!"

            Comment


            • #66
              *Wanting to hear more of this story.
              I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

              Comment


              • #67
                Hopefully I make a second appearance, perhaps somewhere towards in the end in a sort of deus ex machina ending.




                Perferably in song.
                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

                Comment


                • #68
                  How come Laz's writing reminds me of Terry Pratchett?
                  (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                  (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                  (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

                  Comment


                  • #69
                    british genius
                    Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
                    "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

                    Comment


                    • #70
                      I like Pratchett's habit of breaking off into surreal whimsy at any excuse, but I think his choice of material sucks.
                      The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

                      Comment


                      • #71
                        You don't like fantasy?
                        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                        (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

                        Comment


                        • #72
                          I think most fantasy is garbage. Particularly anything even remotely influenced by Tolkien.
                          The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

                          Comment


                          • #73
                            Part 6

                            Extracts from "The Boy's Book of Evil and Kinky Global Conspiracies".

                            "Ernst Stefu Blofeld"- a.k.a. "Miss Tippytoes", "Bent Ernie" and "Cyanide Cindy McClure"

                            Details of his early life are sketchy, but it is believed that this cat-stroking loon was enrolled to the Illuminati Scouts at the age of 8, in the Leech troop. He was expelled after an unfortunate incident with a radioactive elk that left large stretches of Lapland habitable. Founded the Anarchist Reaction (Special Executive) at the age of 24, and by 27 had seen covert organisations all over Europe making substantial contact with his organisation.. His plan to monopolise the German opium market was foiled when legendary agent "Bulldog" Rah penetrated ARSE on several occasions, leaving the evil mastermind totally buggered. His attempt to assassinate Rah using a surface-to-air prostitute was narrowly foiled, and Blofeld disappeared shortly after. Believed to have taken up the career of criminal mastermind in a bid to impress girls.


                            "Evil"

                            See "Finland".


                            "Transcendental Order of the Immortal Wombat, The"

                            Bunch of deluded big girl's blouses who think that, just because they have access to esoteric lore that can summon up demonic forces, they're something special. Well do I look impressed? Do I? Do you think I give a ****? No, seriously- look me me in the eye and ask yourself "Does this man give a ****?". I hope their flouncy and flowing robes get them dragged to a brutal maiming in the bowels of some sort of agricultural heavy machinery because every single little thing about them makes me want to puke blood. Incidentally they're trying to raise the spirit of gayliberalism in the Offe-Topyc yadda yadda yadda.....


                            "Gayliberalism"

                            Do you know what they do to each other? Christ! How could they?

                            ********************************

                            "Is this supposed to enlighten me as to what's going on?"

                            "No. It's supposed to shut you up. Hey, look! We're nearly there."

                            ********************************
                            The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

                            Comment


                            • #74
                              I'm laughing so hard it hurts.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

                              Comment


                              • #75
                                On the bottom of page 2??
                                Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                                And notifying the next of kin
                                Once again...

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X