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Alright, I'll follow loin and help him with the door. Maybe try knocking?
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Sandman:
Knocking doesn't work.
The sound of the knocking seems to have awakened a few large spiders in this chamber. They're blocking the way we came.
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How large?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Six feet long, four feet high.
Did I mention that they're not actually attacking?
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You said they were blocking our way out. That's okay, cuz there's an exit in the other direction. Open the door and let's deal with the spiders only if we have too . . . though not having a secure exit isn't a good idea, maybe we should take them now, in case we have to run.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Anyone want to bash the door down?Comment
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I'll give it a good kicking. The other members of the group hold onto me in case there's a spike pit on the other side.Comment
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Don't we have a theif? Can't he pick the lock?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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...You successfully bash it open. No spike pit.
You see beyond the doorway a long corridor, heading down and forward. Do you go in?Comment
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I really think we need to deal with these spiders. If we have to leave in a hurry we could be caught between two opposing forces. Double plus ungood.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Alright then, what are your actions going to be?Comment
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Wait till more adventurers appear.
Failing that, I suggest we press on. If chased we can always barricade the door. We might find another exit.
If we fight the spiders they'll probably poison us, which is not too much of a problem if we're escaping the dungeon, but I don't want to be sick entering it.Comment
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Fine, press onwards. . . . Why are we going into this dungeon?
. o O (But the Death Knight was an illusion. Maybe the spiders are also an illusion. Maybe we're walking into a trap. 
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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You were sent here by a local wizard to find a magical item deep within this cave.
Anyway, the corridor goes on straight for 500 feet, when it begins to go in a downward spiral.
After another 500 feet, you enter another chamber, quite large. You're on a ledge over a bottomless pit.
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