Anyone up for a D&D adventure?

[Sandman]

I take it that it is blocking the way?

I'll throw fine powder to check for invisible bridges.

[Vlad Antlerkov]

You see an invisible bridge with the powder. However, the closest point it gets to the ledge is 5 ft away.

Anyone gonna jump?

[chequita guevara]

Sure, I'll do it.

[Urban Ranger]

I was going to be an iron golem thief but that was disallowed. So I am now just a lowly ranger.

[Felch]

Felch smokes a bowl, and offers a hit to his team mates.

Gentlemen, we need to maintain morale.

[SuperSneak]

What the hell? I take out my +2 Bong of Toking (it's a Snodgrass, by the way) and get lit up like a candle.
Of course, I dig into my rations and have a hunk of cheese in one hand and a marshmallow in the other. Hope nothing creeps by...

[loinburger]

Don't bother jumping, I've got wings. I'll carry your asses across the ledge.

[loinburger]

I say we go talk to the spiders a bit. Maybe they just want to be friends, or possibly even life partners. Wutang!

[Rand Al'Tor]

Does it matter if i joijn in, and that I don't know anything that is not in Baldur's Gate? Anyway, I wanna be a male Elvish Druid. Can I just jump right in or do I have to pass the spiders first?

[Kassiopeia]

Oy, I could hop in with Rand Al'Tor, because my experience of this game is exactly the same.

Or are you purists who scorn any "wannabe" players like me?

Edit: I'd be a male Paladin, Andreas, of course, and I could help get Rand through them spiders.

[Vlad Antlerkov]

Loin:

The spiders turn down the offer of friendship. As a result, you urinate on them. This forces them to retreat to their holes.

Felch, Sneak:

If you want to try and jump across now, you'll have to make a Jumping check at -6 (stoned). Or you could just get Loin to fly you over.

Rand, Kass:

As the spiders are out of the way, you follow Loin back to the bottomless pit room. Are you going to jump across?

Che:

*rolls dice* You fail to land; instead, you're gripping the edge of the invisible bridge. You note that it's warmer than the normal temperature in this room.

[Rand Al'Tor]

I'll wait for Loin to fly me over I think. In the meantime I try to think of a Druid spell that can help Che.

[Kassiopeia]

Hmmm, I'm so bulky and have heavy equipment that I don't think I can neither jump or get flown over. I think I'll try to find a rope or a log I can use to cross it.

[Rand Al'Tor]

Ah I think of one. Bless (okay, so I looked that up.) I ask Che if he needs help

[Sandman]

Loin can carry everyone across, and save Che as well.