The World Cup Excellent Adventure!!

[Ming]

And just when you thought it was safe to go outside again...

[Imran Siddiqui]

I'm going to bump this now .

I have the final chapter already written in my head and due to be posted tonight (around 7:30 - 8 EST). I'm not going to post it until Siro and some others have seen the recent developments. Wow... an Excellent Adventure that will end .

[Boris Godunov]

Don't kill me off. I want to be like an old Batman series villain who comes back again and again, hahahaha.

[rah]

Ok Dolph, I guess that's the sign we've waited for. The quiet one has finally revealed his true self.

It time's to put on the suits and grab the sunglasses, IT"S TIME.

I thought we were waiting for RAH, Vito?

Screw RAH, we've been trained to handle vermin like this.

OK. Let's roll.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Naw, you won't die.

But you might not a villian in the next one, maybe you'll be a hero... or a fly... or a sandwich (Excellent Adventures are never a series... just one self-contained story for each thread).

[OzzyKP]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
I'm going to bump this now .

I have the final chapter already written in my head and due to be posted tonight (around 7:30 - 8 EST). I'm not going to post it until Siro and some others have seen the recent developments. Wow... an Excellent Adventure that will end .

I just had to add the muppets. Can't have a big Excellent Adventure like this without addressing the muppet craze

And I'll let Siro and Imran finish this bad boy up, they started it, and they'll write the final chapters. (just be sure to make the climactic end battle between the forces of good and evil real kick ass).

[Imran Siddiqui]

I will... I guess I'll let Siro write what happens to me, Siro, Reismark, and Boris right before the end, and then I'll end it with the suprise ending that was concocted by Ming, Siro, and I (have to give credit to Ming and Siro for a lot of it though ).

[OzzyKP]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
I will... I guess I'll let Siro write what happens to me, Siro, Reismark, and Boris right before the end, and then I'll end it with the suprise ending that was concocted by Ming, Siro, and I (have to give credit to Ming and Siro for a lot of it though ).

Awww, i was left out of the ending concocting phase.

[Ming]

MLeonard watched the two clowns rise...

First things first... You two have always looked down on me... considered me the lesser of the mods... Well, see me in my full glory now...

Damn... I think we are screwed Ming mutters to MtG...

I now look down on you... and you will finally get what you deserve...

With a bright flash... two minature automobiles appear on the field of play.

NO... NOT THE CLOWN CARS screamed Ming...
With a another flash, both Ming and MtG are teleported into the cars... with seatbelts that can't be removed, the cars start driving around in circles...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

CITIZENS OF THE REPUBLIC... MLeonards voice grows in volume.
As I speak before you now... forces that you can't even begin to understand are converging on this place... You are all doomed. The Republic will be no more... I as your NEW EMPEROR... The Dark Side has won, we have crushed our foes... There will be some big changes now.

Number one... SPAM WILL BE ALLOWED
Story threads can appear IN ANY FORUM
Pornography is now acceptable... as long as it is tasteful
Swearing is OK
You can start as many threads as you want
Flame wars are back
Spinks and YYYH can post under their true names again
Area 25 will be reopened.
Everybody can have a custom Avatar

And last but not least... POSTS WILL COUNT AGAIN IN THE OTF...

The crowd was stunned into silence... but then slowly, a noise could be heard... it started to build in intensity... a large roar could be heard... the crowd was going nuts!

ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR... ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR...

Meanwhile, back in the referees locker room... all that could be heard was a banging, and a screaming voice.

"SOMEBODY LET ME OUT OF HERE"....

[Boris Godunov]

Just make sure I get to yell "Mother f*cker!" at least once more!

[Richelieu]

ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR!!!

[Imran Siddiqui]

Hey Ming... can we have MLeonard be Administrator now?

[Ming]

After basking in the glory for MANY... MANY... MANY... MANY... long minutes...

SILENCE you fools...

You insignificant little people... You will believe anything.

I LIED!

As of 24:00 hours today... Apolyton will be no more. I'm purging the files and destroying the server...

Muwhahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Imran Siddiqui]

Oooh, that dirty rat.

[rah]

After being stunned by the announcement.

Vito turns to Dolph and says.

"quickly hand me the memory pen, before it's too late"

..............FLASH............................... ..........