Clearguidence.com is most vexing.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Dalgetti
I think I should send them an e-mail , recommending them to have a women's forum.

They do have one; it's mentioned in one of the threads, but I don't think you can see it unless you're registered as a woman.

[KrazyHorse]

I'm still waiting for authorisation...

[Az]

oh.... "hidden"...

how about this advice to a young guy:

Assalaamu Aliakum Wa Rahamatullaahi wa Barakatu.

The enemy missing you isn't a big deal ya3ni the Pen is dry.

Actually you can do many things in Jihaad Fee sabi lil La. You can do any of the following:

1) Sniper

2) Rocket Launcher- Bazooka

3) Typical Soldier

4) Bombs, you set bombs/explosives.

5) Marytadom Bomber

And i would think much more, Allaahu A3lam.

There were actually a few scholars that were short as well, namely one Abdullah ibn Masood [ra]. And a commander of this generation named Abu Ja'far Shaheed [rh].

Even if someone is short we must look at this from the good side, their are many people that can't even walk, ya3ni don't have legs etc. So we should always be greatful and happy for the infinite bounties Allaah (swt) has blessed us with, Esp the Deen of Islaam. Alhumdulilah.

Wa Aliakumu Assalaam wa Rahamtullaahi wa Barakatu.

or this sig quote:

Khaalid Ibn Al-Waleed during the Battle of Al-Yarmuuk against the Romans said: "We didn't leave our country out of hunger as you said, but we heard that Roman blood is very delicious and tasty, so we have decided to quench our thirst with it."

[Az]

heck, if any of the **** they're for actually happens , I am getting myself a gun permit.

[Stefu]

I'm not quite getting what they guy in your first quote is trying to say, Dalgetti. Is he talking about computer game or real life?

[Az]

well, since they were talking about how would this "brother" improve his masculinity, him being weak and not phisically trained....

you do the guessing.

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Dalgetti
well, since they were talking about how would this "brother" improve his masculinity, him being weak and not phisically trained....

you do the guessing.

You know, one of these days a clusterbomb will land on some of these guys and I'll lllllaaauuugghhh.....

[Shi Huangdi]

Damn it! It didn't work! They rejected my next login attempt.

Would someone who doesn't want to go post there mind registering a username for me and sending me the password when you get authorized?

[Simon Darkshade]

Good work, fellas. Keep trolling the heck out of these weirdo bigot savages.
Living examples of the missing link, are they.
Personally, I'd like to see the lot of these would be terrorists in Camp X-Ray, en route to a shallow grave in the woods following a good old fashioned impalement and burning, but everything good takes time.

If only the site could be hacked to put the image of several crufixes and Stars of David across their little pages.

[Lonestar]

Even though it was originally directed at Australia, a Bart Simpson-style "Don't Thread on Me" mooning may be in order.


Or, perhpas Just have these words superimposed on the silhoutte of a B-52:

"Paging Mr. bin Laden, you are late for your appointment at gate B-52".

[Stefu]

Hmm. How about that picture of Binnie makin' sweet love to a donkey?

[TCO]

Originally posted by Stefu
That homosexuals/lesbians thread reminds me of NewsMax. The two forums would probably love each other - and you know what forum would love both? Chinese Military forum, that's what.

...sayyy...

That's beautiful, Stefu. Getting the AI to fight itself. Good job, small furry one!

[Az]

BuMp

[KrazyHorse]

They haven't approved me yet, but they also haven't deleted my account. Damn it, I want a peek at their Sisters section!

[Lonestar]

I wouldn't. Ech.