Little Known Facts About Texas

[chequita guevara]

Hey, y'all Texans. During your Super Summer season, how's the humidity? Here in Jax it doesn't get up that hot, but it gets to 90%-95% humidity, which is unbearable. Chicago get's hotter, but this humidity is like being smacked in the chest with a baseball bat when you walk out the door. I've been in high heats in Colorado, but it was a dry heat, and you didn't notice.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by paiktis22
and tenesee is not in texas right? it must be a whoooole another state?

Yep, and it ain't even next to Texas.

I was with the impression that most of the south of the US was texas anyway.

Texans just like to think they are.

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by paiktis22
i will have cows and everything.
i'll hang around with sloww and sprayber we'll have a blast. propably marry one of their sisters too.

You will of course want to have fun just like real Texans do. You'll need to buy a big, fast car. Take that car out and by you a six pack of tall boys. Drink 'em down real fast, then take your car out on the highway and put the petal to the metal. Drive that thing 30 miles/hour over the speed limit until you see a car with flashing lights behind you. You gotta realise that these Texas Poe-lease like a challenge, so you should let 'em chase you for at least ten miles before pulling over. When you pull over let one of 'em come up to your window. You should roll it down, wave at the man and shout: "Hey thar, Dep'ity Dawg! Is y'all got a problem?", then take off and let 'em chase you for another mile or two. When they finally stop you this time you are in for some good ol' fashioned Texas Ranger fun!!!! Yessah, y'all surely are.

[Bereta_Eder]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove


You will of course want to have fun just like real Texans do. You'll need to buy a big, fast car. Take that car out and by you a six pack of tall boys. Drink 'em down real fast, then take your car out on the highway and put the petal to the metal. Drive that thing 30 miles/hour over the speed limit until you see a car with flashing lights behind you. You gotta realise that these Texas Poe-lease like a challenge, so you should let 'em chase you for at least ten miles before pulling over. When you pull over let one of 'em come up to your window. You should roll it down, wave at the man and shout: "Hey thar, Dep'ity Dawg! Is y'all got a problem?", then take off and let 'em chase you for another mile or two. When they finally stop you this time you are in for some good ol' fashioned Texas Ranger fun!!!! Yessah, y'all surely are.

I don;t think that's a good idea Strangelove.

I remember opne of my acquintances was over there (somewhere in the US) she was driving and a police car flashed the lights and wanted her to stop.

she stopped and the policeman came to her and pulled his weapon at her face asking for her driving licence etc

she came back in shock!

I will either stop at first sign or never stop.

[Dr Strangelove]

The putting the gun in the face they don't do to citizens, only foreigners.

If you do like I tell you they won't put a gun in your face, well, at least that's not the only thing they'll do.

[Tiamat]

Trust me! You wouldn't like it at all in a Texas Jail......not unless you want to be Bubba's girlfriend!

[chequita guevara]

But I AM Bubba!

[Bereta_Eder]

and how did he know she was a foreigner? the car had american plates.

do they do that often? she felt she was going to die the poor thing! and from a law enforcment officer no less.
sorry strange but that was a disgrace.

unless there's something she did that she's not telling me.

and that was a girl that when a thief entered her car with a gun (while she was in it) she screamed so loud she made him flee.

[Richelieu]

Originally posted by paiktis22
and how did he know she was a foreigner? the car had american plates.

But it was a a Fiat...

[Bereta_Eder]

Tiamat, I have no intention of ending up in a texas jail. I am a law abiding citizen. for fun why not organize some sort of cultural events? no need to play with cops.
like a country music festival or something? with bouzouki.

[Bereta_Eder]

Originally posted by Richelieu


But it was a a Fiat...

heh

in the end and using the greek daemonium she ended up having a chat with the cop. he was amazed that he was talking to a greek person FROM greece. he was propably under the impression that the whole place sunk along with atlantis in the middle ages.

he thought he was talking with persefone or pythia or something.

[Bereta_Eder]

oh BTW I remember now.

she reached to get her driving license before the cop said anything.

and the cop thought she was reaching for her gun


you are TENSE in the US no?

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by paiktis22
i will have cows and everything.
i'll hang around with sloww and sprayber we'll have a blast. propably marry one of their sisters too.

Won't they have first dibs on their sisters?

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by paiktis22
Tiamat, I have no intention of ending up in a texas jail. I am a law abiding citizen. for fun why not organize some sort of cultural events? no need to play with cops.
like a country music festival or something? with bouzouki.

No problem! I'm the music festival queen so when are you coming to Texas and where? And of course if you love music then you have to come to Austin where we are known as "the live music capitol of the world!" Our 6th Street is infamous.

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by paiktis22
Tiamat, I have no intention of ending up in a texas jail. I am a law abiding citizen. for fun why not organize some sort of cultural events? no need to play with cops.
like a country music festival or something? with bouzouki.

Bazooki? My dad operated a Bazooki in WWII. You know paikitis, you show up at a country music festival in Texas with a bazooki and you're gonna fit in real fine, that's for sure!

..... and you said you didn't want to play with the cops.