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I say y'all alot and we Texans pride ourselves on not being normal!Originally posted by Caligastia
I bet you guys say y'all a lot.
The texans I know of all seem to be a bit crazy, look at Pantera, those guys are nuts.
Im sure apolytoners from texas are totally normal though
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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That's 'cause the Sheriff told 'em what's gonna happen if'n they does.Originally posted by SlowwHand
My ancestors got to Texas by way of Tennessee.
Never looked back.
Tennessee: Home of the Klan."I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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THIS STUFF IS FROM NEW YOUR CITY
*Get a rope*The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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You know what the most common last words are in East Texas, right?
"Hey y'all, watch this!"
And the second most common;
"Shhhiete, I can do that!"
Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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You're really walking on ultra thin ice today, aren't you Doc?
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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I say
Come here bubba I'm gonna shoot Maw in the foot.
and
Hey ya'lll go round up some eggs for the cookin'The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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Is the most common male name in texas "Cleatus"?
...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - SnottyComment
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Is the most common Aussie name "Smiley"?Originally posted by Caligastia
Is the most common male name in texas "Cleatus"?
Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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hee hee...Cletus...How drolllllllllThe only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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Originally posted by Caligastia
Is the most common male name in texas "Cleatus"?
Nope, that would be Bubba Cleatus is more likely a name you would find in the back woods and hills of Tennessee Along with Raylean for a girl
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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no back woods female names would be starting with their daddies names and ending with "a"
Like
Robert"a"
Eric"a"
Derrick"a"The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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I got it from those hick characters in "the simpsons". They crack me up.Originally posted by SlowwHand
...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - SnottyComment
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And these alleged "hicks" were supposed to be Texan?Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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