Joke of the Day

[Ecthy]

I don't get any of these

what is callousness?

[Az]

That was an evil amazonian joke , Tia.

[Tiamat]

Sorry Well then I guess I will just have to even out the scales. Ok.....this might be a bit boarderline So consider yourself warned.


A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret, as she's embarrassed by it being such a very personal situation and that she doesn't want anyone to find out about it The doctor agrees.

When she wakes up from her operation, she finds three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed . Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation !" Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody.

The first rose is from me. I felt so bad for you because you went through this all by yourself. The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation; she had the same operation done herself some time ago."

Who is the third rose from?" she asked.

Oh," says the doctor," "That rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. He just wanted to thank you for his new ears."

[Ecthy]

bah that one

figured what callousness is. your jokes still aren't funny.

(not Tia in special, I can't laugh at either of these)

[Kassiopeia]

Oh god, that last one was...

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by MrFun
Didn't find anything funny in this at all.

What is there to laugh about?

And who said Americans didn't have a sense of humour?

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by Ecthelion
bah that one

figured what callousness is. your jokes still aren't funny.

(not Tia in special, I can't laugh at either of these)

Then don't read them!! Cause more are coming

[Tiamat]

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It
read:

"Dear wife,

You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have
certain needs which
you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise
happy with you as a wife,
and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended
to learn that by the
time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand
Hotel with my 18 year
old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.

Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter
waiting for him that
read as follows:

"Dear Husband,

You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive
this, I will be at the
Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being
the brilliant
mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate
the fact that 18 goes
into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't
wait up."


Now this one I like

[Provost Harrison]

Keep going Tia, these are good

[Az]

...This was worse. in the good way. I have a similar one, but It won't be funny, esp. now. Heck , I'll give it a try anyway.

a guy got his lips torn off in a freak accident. His surgeon tells him that the only lips he could get as a replacement are vaginal ones. Reluctantly , the guy agrees. The guy returns to the unit a month after his release .
The doctor asks him: " well, how are you doing , sir? "

The man answers : " Relatively well. I've got this one problem now."

-"What is it?"

-"When I stand naked infront of a mirror, I either get a hard on , when I look at my face , or when I look down , my lips start to shake".

[Tiamat]

crap.....hold on

[Az]

oh , and the new one, I heard it before, and I still love it

[Tiamat]

This blonde heard that milk baths would make her
beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,
"I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5
gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to
fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits."

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Tiamat
Sorry Well then I guess I will just have to even out the scales. Ok.....this might be a bit boarderline So consider yourself warned.


A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret, as she's embarrassed by it being such a very personal situation and that she doesn't want anyone to find out about it The doctor agrees.

When she wakes up from her operation, she finds three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed . Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation !" Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody.

The first rose is from me. I felt so bad for you because you went through this all by yourself. The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation; she had the same operation done herself some time ago."

Who is the third rose from?" she asked.

Oh," says the doctor," "That rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. He just wanted to thank you for his new ears."

There´s one guy I could lick in the ear

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Tiamat




This blonde heard that milk baths would make her
beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,
"I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5
gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to
fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits."

I didn´t get that one