Joke of the Day

[Lung]

Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend, Sheila about to throw herself off. Bruce slams on the brakes and yells, "Sheila, what the hell d'ya think you're doing?"
Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says,
"G'day Bruce. Ya got me pregnant and so now I'm gonna kill myself."
Bruce gets a lump in his throat when he hears this. He says "Strewth Sheila.....Not only are you a great ****, but you're a real sport too."
And drives off.

[Sarxis]

guffaw

[Boris Godunov]

Shhh, don't encourage him...he might tell another if you do!

[Lung]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Shhh, don't encourage him...he might tell another if you do!

[MrFun]

Didn't find anything funny in this at all.

What is there to laugh about?

[David Floyd]

That is very amusing in a very sick way

Simpson's style disclaimer, rapid fire fashion: I do not condone any activities in the joke. Except maybe the sex part.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by MrFun
What is there to laugh about?

It's ridiculing the legendary callousness of the steroetypical Austalian straight male.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by MrFun
Didn't find anything funny in this at all.

What is there to laugh about?

Blah.

I when I read it...

[Skanky Burns]

Callousness is useful in certain situations.

[Sarxis]

Originally posted by Zkribbler


It's ridiculing the legendary callousness of the steroetypical Austalian straight male.

Ahh!

See- I didn't get that.

[Tiamat]

A woman went to the doctors office.

She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped and sked her what the problem was, and she explained.

He had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched back to the first and emanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs.Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

[David Floyd]

[Clear Skies]

The first joke got a The second Tres amusant

[Tiamat]

A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic.

The doctor said that the cost would be

$3,500 for "small,"

$6,500 for "medium," and

$14,000 for "large."

The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking quite dejected. Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.

The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."

[Eli]

I didnt get Tia's joke.