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  • #16
    Originally posted by Chris 62
    The limmerick is from something Laz once said, he split her lip after being stabbed, so it stays.
    The truth is far less glamorous/brutal. It was a panicky swing that sort of bounced off the side of her head. Then I ran away.
    The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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    • #17
      You lead a fascinating life, Laz.
      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
      Stadtluft Macht Frei
      Killing it is the new killing it
      Ultima Ratio Regum

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      • #18
        And Michael - a brain truly great
        Intelligent posts did create
        They were tricky to follow
        The masses did wallow
        And so all his threads did stagnate
        The church is the only organisation that exists for the benefit of its non-members
        Buy your very own 4-dimensional, non-orientable, 1-sided, zero-edged, zero-volume, genus 1 manifold immersed in 3-space!
        All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
        "They offer us some, but we have no place to store a mullet." - Chegitz Guevara

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        • #19


          Nice one guys (Stefu's was very nice )
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #20


            There was a young man called Siddiqui
            Who people thought was a bit geeky
            His Republican views.
            People loved to abuse.
            And in threads would invariably lose.

            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #21
              Bah, Provost is just jealous .

              Btw, that wasn't a limerick.
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #22
                So what is it then?
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #23
                  The once was a man named Harrison
                  Who really was in need of some fun
                  In nightclubs he was scared
                  And badly, he did fair
                  So his dressed up his hand like a woman

                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                    So what is it then?
                    5th line has to rhyme with lines 1 & 2.
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #25
                      There once was a man named Harison,
                      Who never wanted to serve in a garison.
                      He said with a gist, as he looked at his fist,
                      Time to give myself a hammerin!
                      I believe Saddam because his position is backed up by logic and reason...David Floyd
                      i'm an ignorant greek...MarkG

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                      • #26
                        Alright, easy, unless you want your arse kicking!

                        Damn, I never said I was a poet!
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #27
                          There once was a guy named Rich
                          Who had dropped his studies in a hitch
                          He sat around all day
                          And recieved no play
                          So he had to make his hand his *****

                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • #28
                            That insecure where you have to take the piss out of others to make your day better Imran. Go pick on someone else...
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #29
                              Sorry, that is only a British tradition, is it not?
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                              • #30
                                I would make some glorious poems, but my poetry only I can understand. And even then, the next day I have no idea what it means.
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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