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i think zobo is drunk, he's dressed up like a spider 
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BW (with a false femal voice) : You're wrong Wizard, I'm truly BlackWidow. I don't know this ... Bozo ?Zobo Ze Warrior
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Your brain is your worst enemy!Comment
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/me is not fooled
if you're really BW, how come you're not taking shots of tequila?Comment
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Me thinks I smell a rat! Ahhhhh that would be Zobo that stinks.
How dare you impersonate BW! **pulls out baseball bat**
Wait......no. You know what I think I will wait until BW comes here and exacts her punishment on you. She will do more damage to you then I ever could think of!
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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* Taking 3 shots of Tequila *
*cough* easy *cough*Zobo Ze Warrior
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Your brain is your worst enemy!Comment
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Well that proves it! BW never takes 3 shots at a time it's always 2!!
So the imposter is reveled!
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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/me prepares digital camcorder to record upcoming BW beatdown of ZoboComment
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Ciel, je suis eu !!
Zobo (taking off BW clothes) : Okay, okay ! You beat me this time. I've lost a battle, but not the war !
Zobo Ze Warrior
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Your brain is your worst enemy!Comment
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/me wonders how Zobo got some of BW's clothesComment
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Zobo Ze Warrior
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Your brain is your worst enemy!Comment
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/me ceases pondering, and instead sets up Apolyton branch of the CGN Cantaloupe stand
/me hands out pro-cantaloupe literature and seeks donations for the Cantaloupe Alliance in their war against the evil United Fruit Continuum and Empire of GrapesComment
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/me staggers in, still celebrating his election to Vice-President of Apolytonia in the Civ2 Democratic Forum.
What? No drinks? I want Black Russians! Fill the room with them. And put it on my tab. 
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/me wonders why, when he enters a room, said room empties for days afterwards.
I do not!Comment
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runs out naked and snatched clothes from Zobos hand
BW How dare you
Zobo: Lady you must have been sleepy so pleasantly when I did see you nakedly
BW: Grabs ZB by his ankle snad snatches him off of the floor, as he dangles from her Kunfu grip reality sinks in as to what he has done
She grabs his underwear and rips them off :OOOWWWWW
ZB: Boo HOOO my crack is now to bleed from the burning of the under garments
Bw grabs the bottle of tequila and proceeds to pour it on his bleeding crack
ZB AHHHHHHHHHHH
The she starts twirling him arounf by his pubic hair
ZB; OOOHHH NOOOOOOO My hairs are to be breaking away from my body
The hairs detached and Zobo flies across the CS where Tia Awaits him Bat drawn
SMACK..CRACK..POW
BW: HOMMMMMMEEEEE RUUUNNNN
Tia never miss my mark!!!!
Zobo flys from the CS out of the roof..into the sky hits the moon and flies fulls speed back down the earth..igniting as he enters the atmosphere
ZB: AHAAAAHHAHHHHAHHHA never shall I ever put on clothes from a horrible burning in the crack Coffe shop Owner...IIICCCCEEEEEEThe only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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dammit, i didn't have my camera ready! do that again BW, just that first part
did someone say ice?
/me casts ice stormComment
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