Apolyton Coffee Shop

[Blackwidow24]

BW regains her Scissor lock stance while Ca contemplates whether or not he wants to be rough
she slams him head first into the mud and accidentally cuts the cheese

Ca gags for air..the smell is sickening

BW: wait it wasn't gas, I have a package of old cheese in my undies let me just take it out

:

Bw lets go of CA so he can breath and then Pimp slaps him as he twirls face first into the mud once again

[Caligastia]

"cuts the cheese" - never heard that one before!

*decides he should stop letting this girl push him around and puts BW in a head lock*

BW - Aaaggh youre hurting me!

Cali - *lets her go* Oh Im so sorry

BW *gets cali in a leglock again* Ha! Sucker!

[Blackwidow24]

BW: AHHA...Lets see how you like the headlock

*transfers Ca from legs to MUSCULAR BICEPS AND TRICEPS into a headlock.

NOOOOOOOGGGIIIIEEEEEEEE


CA: Owww..owie..owie


BW: Mwwwuuuhahahahaha

CA musters up enough strength and fight back dirty. He grabs her bra and takes it off

BW YOU FUGGER

[Caligastia]

*waves bra out of BW's reach*

Come and get it! Oh, you cant reach? *taunts*

[Blackwidow24]

Bw smacks CA with her left boob and then her right
She drops them fifth floor bees on him..

CA: AHHHHHHHHHH *screams as he is being pummeled by muddy breasts

[Caligastia]

oh sweet pain!

*pretends not to enjoy it* Ahh, oh! Ow Oh that hurts...please...dont.......stop...please..dont..s top

[Blackwidow24]

HAHAHA
This is no fun.
Give Ca A Triple..sommersault..bleeding crack, overbite, atomic wedgie..

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


*takes two shots of tequila*

[Caligastia]

*croaks*
it was worth it...


*gets up and downs his Jim Beam and coke*

aaaahhh....thats better...

*writes "mud champ" in the mud on BW's back*

[Blackwidow24]

Get your damn finger out of my crack you perv......
:shoots dirty look: Literally :get it the mud??:

AAAHHH FUGIT

[ColdWizard]

/me wonders if the shop is dead or merely on vacation... and to play with the /me feature

[MrWhereItsAt]

<< Coffee shop ... nooo... BW, don't DO that... bad, bad, nOOOOO!!!! Wakes up in sweat. >>

Wow, what a nightmare. Thank God nothing bad happens in the Coffee shop in REAL life. Hiya CW. HEY! Where's your avatar?

[Tiamat]

**pulls baseball bat out from behind the bar and smacks Cold Wizard on the head for thinking such a thought**

It's still here or you wouldn't have that HUGE lump on your head now would you??

[ColdWizard]

MWIA: what avatar?

/me gets whacked by Tia

good point...

/me gingerly rubs painful lump

[Caligastia]

Havent seen much of BW lately...

[ZoboZeWarrior]

* BW entering *

BW : Hello boys !