Apolyton Coffee Shop

[MrWhereItsAt]

What happened to the innocent banana wars? Where're CW and MrFun to take the heat off of the INNOCENT bystanders?

/me wanders over to scorpion farm and proceeds to lob large bottles of vodka and tequila into the room.

*scorpions proceed to devour the bottles*

Excellent! Vodka or tequila flavoured scorpions are great! Just think of it BW... tequila flavoured scorpions.... MMMMMMM.

[Blackwidow24]

grabs MWIA by the balls.....TEQUILA IS FOR DRINKING NOT EATING..SCORPIONS ARE FOR EATING... Don't EVER..and I mean EVER waste my Liquor by trying to "flavour" MY DINNER AGAIN!!!!

MWIA uhummmm..owwwww...okay

[David Floyd]

Tequila!

[Blackwidow24]

Makes three shots. Slides 1 to DF and *takes two shots*

Drink it davy..It'll make you a REAL MAN GRRRRR

[Shadowstrike]

*watches drunken scorpions escape into Coffee Shop, randomly slaying patrons with dangerous stinger and claws*

*shrugs and goes back to ordering more innocent bystanders and tequila machines*

[H Tower]

wtf happened when i was in my drunken stupor? ehh, gimme a rum and coke

[Shadowstrike]

*Rum appears out of thin air in front of H Tower*

*as H Tower takes a closer look at the bottle of rum, a solid chunk frozen coke falls on his head*

[Blackwidow24]

I LOVE MY JOB

[Shadowstrike]

Job?

*motions for more servants and luxuries to attend to BW*

[Kassiopeia]

Do you still have Enhanced water with a drop of the Water of Life? LightEning used to soak that stuff up like a sponge and I thought I could give it a try.

[Ari Rahikkala]

ENHANCED WATER! Get it in your thick head, kassi! It's not water with magic tricks done on it! It's not water somebody has chanted to! It's ENHANCED water! Improved! Bettered! Parannettu!

[Kassiopeia]

I already went to edit it, dumkopf, without your ramblings. No edited - marker there, though.
If you would of strolled in a minute later, of if this connection wouldn't be so damn retarded, of if I was able to TYPE like a normal human being, you wouldn't have to wear out your Shift key like that.

[Ari Rahikkala]

Bah. Do not make that mistake another time, and the guild of Net-Navigators might still let you keep your connection.

[ZoboZeWarrior]

* Peek inside the Café through a dirty window and go way ... *

[Shadowstrike]

Ah no ya don't lad....

*giant rubber band catches Zobo and subjects him to flattening by 15-ton safes*