Apolyton Coffee Shop

[MrWhereItsAt]

/me saunters in.

There's that evil clone of mine! Has he been causing trouble?

/me tosses evil clone into scorpion room and slams door.

*screams fade after a minute

Sorry all, has he been feeding tequila to the scorpions again? I swear I'll get that clone formula right some day.

/me narrowly dodges 15-ton safe.

Shadowstrike, can't you turn these things off? It's getting too Douglas Adams in here.

Oh, and BW? Do you like the taste of evil clone? Call it a little sorry present.

[Logical Realist]

*sits down to a nice hot mocha* *smiles*

I like coffee shops, though I've met some real half-wits in them. The other day at one called "lestats" I met a 40ish year old guy who claimed to be a "psychic vampire".

Another cafe called the "power surge"hosted a debate on whether or not "certain emotions should be illegal".I've never seen a debate as pointless as that since someone in my old speech and debate class brought up "should we save the Earth?" as a controversial topic.

For the most part though I've found cafes to often times be the haunting grounds of
artists (pronounced arteests) or one with more attitude than talent. Not that there aren't any quality people in cafes, they're just few and far between.Like they are anywhere else.

With exception to the AN of course.

[Blackwidow24]

*looks at LR*

BW:Whatever you say *does spiralaround ear and points at LR* Coo COoCoo Coo

so who wants an extra helping of SPAM??

*fries up spam burgers for all patrons!!*

[Blackwidow24]

Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt
* MrWhereItsAt saunters in.

There's that evil clone of mine! Has he been causing trouble?

* MrWhereItsAt tosses evil clone into scorpion room and slams door.

*screams fade after a minute

Sorry all, has he been feeding tequila to the scorpions again? I swear I'll get that clone formula right some day.

* MrWhereItsAt narrowly dodges 15-ton safe.

Shadowstrike, can't you turn these things off? It's getting too Douglas Adams in here.

Oh, and BW? Do you like the taste of evil clone? Call it a little sorry present.

DO I??? Boy yumyum yum...*grabs evil clone from MWIA hand* CRUNCH...YUMMMMMMMMMMMMM


TEQUILA ME

[MrWhereItsAt]

My Black Russian went off....

Clean out the shot glasses - we may attract customers again!

/me leans out window

TEQUILA IS SERVED HERE!

/me leans back and waits for the rush

[Tiamat]

EWWWwww don't like tequlia! But give me a Hornsby's Hard Cider and we have a deal!

[MrWhereItsAt]

Here Tia - have a delicious cool cider.

Tell your friends!

(ANd I'm not even the operator here - Where IS BW?)

[Tiamat]

No your not the usual bar keep.....that would be me when BW isn't here but I've been a bit busy the last few days.

BW is right there **points to the coner where BW is spinning her wicked web**

Now do you see her?

[Ishtar]

Oh Goodie!
I'm glad to see the Coffee Shop open again. I missed it.
So what has everyone been up to?

Tia - hows the weight loss going? I'm afraid I've been kinda slack and will be at least through the weekend. Tomorrow's my birthday and I'm celebrating!!

[Ishtar]

[QUOTE] Originally posted by Logical Realist
*sits down to a nice hot mocha* *smiles*

I like coffee shops, though I've met some real half-wits in them. The other day at one called "lestats" I met a 40ish year old guy who claimed to be a "psychic vampire".


And "Lestats" would be in California, I'm guessing? Oh Darn! Other side of the Country from me. That one does sound interesting!

[Caligastia]

Hmmm, I was hoping BW was back when I saw this thread back on page one....oh well

[ZoboZeWarrior]

No spider here ...

I heard she had a date with the freak guy called Spiderman, is it true ?

[Caligastia]

That freak. We should kill him.

[MrWhereItsAt]

My idea, Cal, was to entice the webmistress herself back here.

Give it time...

[Caligastia]

Shes been gone a while...I wonder why?