Apolyton Coffee Shop

[Ishtar]

how 'bout a mind eraser? perhaps I'll forget about this sudden ache in my back...shudda stayed off that trampoline...I knew there was a reason I hate exercise!

[Blackwidow24]

Slides MF another Smirnoff

Mixes...A cup of Bailey's and twp tspns of coffee for Ishie

Mixes: tequila, lime juice and orange triple sec..for a Mexican Martini ... YUMMMMMM

[Shadowstrike]

*walks in*

*fails to notice bungee jumping cliff in floor*

*falls into bungee jumping pit*

*luckily grabs onto bungee ropes as he falls down*

*bungee rope breaks, SS falls into endless pit*

*falls from sky landing on cobblestone outside Coffee SHop*

*walks in*

[MrWhereItsAt]

NUDE BUNGEE JUMPING?!?!?!?!

Wow. Is BW trying to change the character of this place somewhat? Attracting new clientele?

That might distract me from the blood (ironically, in real life) flowing from my shin.

Careful everyone. BW is more powerful than you think. It may seem that she is just acting silly all the time, but she is really incredible powerful so stay on her good side. What she does to you here will get you eventually.

[Blackwidow24]

Bw: grabs MWIA and forms a fine silk web over his mouth.

MWIA" M..MMMmm..mummble...ghen..jennmah..jeakfa..

BW:

NOW, who wants to see MWIA BUNGEE IN THE NUDE??? NOT BY MY SILKEN CORD BUT BY HIS OWN CORD??????



*PATRONS BEGIN TO CHEER*


RAAAAHHHHHH

[Blackwidow24]

* a day lapses and with the time change so does the
DAYS OF OUR LIVES* (whiny violins squeak in the distance)


BW:WAKE UPPPPPPP

Makes and extra strong pot of coffee, mixes a double columbian for MING, just incase he is a little Thirsty this morning, stocks the fridge with Smirnoff, and Brooklyn Brown and mixes up a new batch of Mind Erasing Brew

[MrWhereItsAt]

What happens if you mix the Smirnoff with the mind eraser?

Does it turn you into a blank state, waiting for your next instructions?

I'll have two.

[Blackwidow24]

It would be just a little lemony MWIA..we can call that drink

THE Mister Forgot Where I was At mix.....

So for short Two TMFWIAs coming up

[Blackwidow24]

*takes a Sip of TMFWIA*

*blacks out

Bw: where am I??? WHO AM I???

*sees a shot glass full of tequila on the Bar..takes a sip*

UUUUUUUGGGHHH this stuff is horrible, ummmmm

can somebody help me please???:sad:

[Shadowstrike]

*hits BW with unbelievably-huge and heavy mallet*

There y'go. You should be back to normal any century now....

[Blackwidow24]

*stumbles around for a second, then regains poise*

BW: OUCHHHHHHHH..why did you do that sir??

SS; HUH??? you're not mad??

BW: No..of course not, but why did you do that??

SS: Ummmm Idunno

Can I have a lemonade please I am quite thirsty

[Shadowstrike]

Here's a lemon...

*passes BW a lemon*

And here's -ade...

*tosses PH from behind the counter*



*passes BW a glass of lemonade before she starts ripping my limbs off*

[Blackwidow24]

*looks at PH*

BW: i don't want this..tosses Ph back to SS

SS What in the hell is wrong with you??

BW I don't know who I AM......I AMMMMM...ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[MrWhereItsAt]

Ishtar! CW! Help us! BW has lost her memories.

It's... it's just horrible.

She, she.... doesn't like.... Tequila! << gasp >>


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<< runs in circles waving hands above head >>

[Ishtar]

Check the Baileys and Coffee supply...it's possible she's ODd on that secret mind eraser recipe. If there's any left...hide it..

Sure does sound like those kinna symptoms.

Ishie: BW snap outta it Woman!!! Don't force us to call the Dr.
BW!!!