Apolyton Coffee Shop

[Blackwidow24]

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE.....

*walks across the coffee shop..slips on a pile of Logical Realist*

CW: who let that damn dog poopin here???

Ishie: Get that pile of crap outta here


MWIA: WHATDOIDO WHATDOIDO WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO WHATDOIDO WHATDOIDO


*Bw hitsher head on the floor**Looks around*

ISHIE
CW
MWIA

BW: WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG With you guys??? you look like you just saw a ghost...How the helll did that dog get a chance to takea dump in here..GET HIM OUT..CLEAN MY SHOE..GIVE ME SOME TEQUELA NOWWWWWW.....unless you want to DIE

[Tiamat]

**Tia pops up from behind the bar**

Damn woman can't you wait 2 seconds??

** slides BW her tequila**

There ya' go. UUUUGGGGGGHhhhhhh what smells in here?

[MrWhereItsAt]

Welcome back. You were having an.. episode.

Whilst you were out Mao visited twice, you poured all the Tequila down the drain, tried to get us all to sing campfire songs and, well, I'd better not mention the vacuum cleaner incident.

You do believe me, don't you?



Put that empty Tequila bottle down. Put it down.

Oh look, you've broken it - ah. OK. No. No. I don't need a shave that badly. Ouch! OUCH!

Uhhh, anyone? Please get BW some more Tequila?

[MrWhereItsAt]

Thanks Tia. Life saved before it was at risk

Damn time distortions.

[Blackwidow24]

*takes two shots*

That smell TIA is a that pile of Logical Realist in the corner..will someone get it OUT OF HERE..



MWIA....I WOULD NEVER sing A CAMFIRE SONG:GGRRRRRrrrrrRrrrRrr How dare you accuse me of that!!!
*takes two more shots*

MORRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Geesh I feel like I haven't drank for days!@@

[Tiamat]

**fumigates coffee shop** There that should do the trick.

**gets a bucket of Tequila for BW**

Climb on in that should do you nicely.

Anyone else.........what'll you have?

[MrWhereItsAt]

Black Russian, please.

And we may need to get rid of the rotten bananas and strawberries too.

[Spec]

*Spec walks in*

Spec: Well, I see that nothing has changed here. Same old banana and strawberry fight..... Might as well leave now before I get thrown out the window....
BW: No dont leave! I have something new!!
Spec: Yea? Like what?
BW: They are called blueberries, look!!
*Spec throws them at Mr.Fun and CW*
BW:
Spec:

[Tiamat]

One Black Russian coming up! Do you prefer with or without the beard??

**checks behind the bar** EWWWWWwwwwww these are rotten **holds nose and box of fruit**

Out they go!

[MrWhereItsAt]

Originally posted by Tiamat
One Black Russian coming up! Do you prefer with or without the beard??

Err, if it's become THAT sort of coffee shop then female would be nice. Do they come with beards too?

Perhaps a blonde Russian is more me.

Spec - we're just cleaning up the last fight. No MrFun or CW yet, so you're welcome to enjoy the peace - while it lasts.

[Blackwidow24]

**the ground begins to rummble..BW's Eyes burn coal red....steam pours from her ears***

P.. PEEPEEAC DID YOU JUST SAY.....

PEACE?????

MWIA: Ummmm...nnoooo. I said PEAAANUTZ..Yeah..come and enjoy the PEANUTS while they still last :sheepish grin:

*throws a Tequila shot atBW**
BW: *GULP* AHHHHH..MMMMMM *lickslips*

[MrWhereItsAt]

I do put myself in it, don't I?

I'll just go into this corner and enjoy my Black/White Russians in pea- err, by myself.

[Blackwidow24]

Tears the beard off of the white/black russian as MWIA walks by....

* so what did I miss??? I mean I feel like I missed something...what happened to me??

[ColdWizard]

*races into the shop*
*tries to stop... skids across the shop*
*crashes over the bar and disappears from view*
*gets up*

quick, i need a frenchman! where's zobo ze mighty warrior? actually anybody fluent in french will do!


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what?


why's everyone staring at me?

[MrFun]

I don't know what you call this place anymore, but it's definitely not a coffee house anymore.

Maybe this is a nut-house now??